(Y/N) POV
Master Shen: Pwah! That beer tasted good!
(Y/N): Pwah! I agree Master Shen!
Master Shen: Wanna drink it again?
(Y/N): Yeah!
Master Shen: Good! 'Cause I got like two cases here!
Master Shen revealed two cases of the beer we just had, one case has like 20 cans of beer. I dropped my paper cup filled with punch on the ground and hogged one case of beer. I rub my face on one cold can before opening it.
*psshh*
Master Shen & (Y/N): Ahhh, the sweet sound of opening cans.
Master Shen: Cheers kid!
(Y/N): Cheers!
We drank one after another. After a while of drinking I feel the whole world was woobly.
(Y/N): Hey *hic* Mashter Shen *hic* the outshide looksh *hich* woobly.
Mashter Shen: Yeah *hic* it dosh *hic*
I tried getting more beer.
(Y/N): *hic* The cansh are all *hic* emph-tyy *hic*
Mashter Shen: *hic* let' go backsh *hic* inshide *hic*
(Y/N): I donsht *hic* wantsh to *hic* itsh all *hic* woooobbbllyy *hic*
Mashter Shen: hehehe *hic* we'llsh drinksh der *hic*
(Y/N): Drink! *hic* okesh *hic* we gooooooo *hic*
Yang POV
Me, Weiss, and Blake we're just chilling down on our tables and talking about the evening and the dance with (Y/N). Ruby came back to wherever she got to and joined us in our talk. Then team JNPR, NNJA, Sun and Neptune sat with us.
Me: So Blake, who's a better dancer? Sun or (Y/N)?
Blake: Of course it's our honey~. No offense Sun.
Sun: None taken, plus he is your boyfriend. Stealing a man's girl is not cool.
Neptune: Totally not cool.
Weiss: Yeah, plus your life was kinda at stake.
Sun: and that too.
We all laughed at that remark.
*Boom*
A loud boom echoed through the entrance. (Y/N) and Sir Shen happened to accidently push the doors too much.
(Y/N): Dontsh *hic* mind ush *hic
Sir Shen: *hic* Just passhing *hic* through.
People looked at first but just resumed to what they're were doing. Then (Y/N) and Sir Shen walked groggily towards us.
Ruby: Why are they walking like that?
NNJA: oh no...
Jaune: Why?
Noah: that speech patter....
Natasha: Only means....
Jake: The old dude is...
Ane: DRUNK!!
(Y/N) & Sir Shen: Heysh *hich* wersh noooot *hich* drunk! *hic*
We smelled them and they reek of beer.
Me: ugh, Honey, you sure you're not drunk?
(Y/N): Yesh
He said while pointing to himself trying to convince us that he's not drunk.
(Y/N): *hic* Mashter Shen *hic* where's the drinkshhhhh *hic*
They plopped down a chair and point at each other drunkily.
Sir Shen: Righ *hic* Noah!
Noah: Yes master?
Sir Shen: Hand me *hic* de two cases *hic*
He said but his finger was showing three.
Sir Shen: Of Beer! *hic* undersh mah *hic* rroooooommmm
Noah: But
Sir Shen: No butsh *hic* and stop *hic* wobbling.
Team NNJA just sighed and Noah left to go get those beer. Me and the others tried talking to (Y/N).
Blake: (Y/N), are you sure you're not drunk?
(Y/N): Noshp!
Me: (Y/N),how many is this?
I showed one finger.
(Y/N): Tensh!
Weiss: Yup he's drunk.
I tried to stop laughing but failed. The others looked at me then at (Y/N).
(Y/N): Yang! Whysh der *hic* Ten of you?! *hic*
Then all of us started laughing.
(Y/N): Heysh! *hic* whysh er you all *hic* laughing *hic* and woooobbllyy *hic*
Noah arrived with two cases of canned beer. This piqued my interest. I wonder what beer tastes like? I try getting a can, but (Y/N) slapped my hand and hugged the beer case to himself.
(Y/N): Minesh!
He looks like a kid that doesn't want to share his toy. We chuckled a bit, but tried stopping (Y/N) when he was about to drink his fifth can....HIS FIFTH CAN ALREADY?!
Me: (Y/N), No! You're drunk already!
Weiss: Stop it dunce!
Blake: How did you even drink five cans when we were just laughing?!
Ruby: Erk, you stink (Y/N).
We tried asking help from Noah and the others, but they were too occupied with a drunken Shen who just finished his case. We look back at (Y/N) to see him running away while drinking a can.
Me: Get him!
We chase after him, he keeps drinking and throwing cans at us. After a while of chasing, drinking, throwing, dodging, and shouting...he ran out of beer and bumped to Professor Ozpin....Oh No! Professor Ozpin!
(Y/N): Heysh Professhor *hic*
Professor Ozpin: Yes (Y/N)? Are you okay?
(Y/N): Yesh I am *hic* But those girlsh keep chashing me *hic*
He was talking to Professor Ozpin and was pointing at us.
Professor Ozpin: Girls, why are you chasing (Y/N)?
Me: Because, uhhhh....
Weiss: he's uhhh
Blake: it's because.......
Ruby: he stinks?
Ruby says which made Professor Ozpin sniff at (Y/N).
Professor Ozpin: ugh, (Y/N) you reek of alcohol. You're drunk aren't you?
(Y/N): Nopsh! It Mashter Shen ish de drunksh one *hic*
He points to his accomplice getting dog piled by Sun, Jaune, Noah, Neptune, Ren, and Jake.
Professor Ozpin: *sigh* I guess Zed's habit of drinking rubbed on you.
(Y/N): ershwnakaiuwndudusagagwhshd
(Y/N) saids some unintelligible rambling then was about to fall over until we catches him.
Professor Ozpin: *sigh* Girls, please carry (Y/N) back to your room. Oh and do tell him that he will be suspended for the mission on Monday. He still needs to catch up on his studies.
RWBY: okay Professor Ozpin.
We said as we carried (Y/N) back to our dorm. We set up the mattress and laid (Y/N) down. We removed his pants, coat, tie, shoes, and longsleves. He was now only wearing his boxer shorts, we blushed madly.
Weiss: So, uh, should we dress him up?
Me: Nope, I think I could sleep with this.
I removed my dress and cuddled with (Y/N) while on my underware.
RWB: hey! Let us join in too!
Then Rubes and the others removed their dress and cuddled up with our drunken Honey.
Monday Morning
(Y/N) POV
Uuuuggghhhh I rubbed my head when I woke up Why's my head hurting? I sat up while rubbing my head. I then notice I was on the mattress and the girls were under the blanket covers. I lifted it up only to see them in their underwear. I blushed hard. Okay,okay,okay What happened last night? What did I do? I think I was drunk. Okay did I do something to my girls last night? I don't want to find out that I did IT with them while I was drunk. Then the girls all sat up while rubbing their eyes.
RWBY: morning Honey~
(Y/N): morning girls....uhh..did I do something strange to you last night?
Yang smirked. And wa touching my chest.
Yang: Oh honey~ you were too rough~
Blake's eyes perked up. She placed her head on my chest and purred.
Blake: You were heavy and too active too~
Weiss perked up as well. She held my hand
Weiss: It was a life changer honey~
Ruby hugged me by the back.
Ruby: you were stinky too~
I fell silent....(Y/N).exe has stopped working.
The girls shook my body.
Yang: hey, (Y/N), we were just messing with you.
I blinked and realized what she said.
(Y/N): don't do that joke again...please.
RWBY: okay we won't.
I kissed their foreheads while stroking their hair.
Ruby: by the way, you'll be suspended from the mission selection today.
(Y/N): Wha-Why?
Yang: cuz you need to catch up to your studies.
Blake: You were gone for a month.
Weiss: So you better be ready for some make-up tests and lessons. Good thing I still wrote you some notes while you were gone.
Weiss shuffled from a desk and handed me a thick notebook, more like a book. I opened it and scanned the whole notebook full of notes. Well it isn't worse than Big boss's teaching.
Thoughts
Big Boss: What was that?
(Y/N): Nothing!
End thoughts
I took a deep breathe and sighed. I look at my girls knowing that they'll be on a mission that could possibly take a few days. I hugged them all while stroking their heads.
(Y/N): Just promise to come back okay.
They hugged me back.
RWBY: Okay.
I got dressed in my normal attire (classic Zed skin). While the girls dressed in their normal attire as well. I patted Spike and left him some apples before we left. We were about to part ways, me going to Prof. Oobleck's class while Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang are going to the amphitheater to pick their mission. Before we split up they kissed my cheek.
RWBY: good luck our sweet honey~
(Y/N): be careful in picking a mission my sweet girls.
We waved good bye and I proceeded to Prof. Oobleck's class.
Prof. Oobleck: Ahh, Mr.(Y/N) glad you are still alive after missing this one month and I'm glad you could join us as well in your suspension time. I looked around to see Noah was waving at me. I waved back. I sat beside Noah as Prof. Oobleck is preparing his lesson. I whispered to Noah.
(Y/N): What are you doing here?
Noah: I want to see how my rival does at his studies.
I raised my eyebrow and give him a "really" face.
Noah: I failed some tests, history is just not my forte. Fighting is. Oh right want to practice fighting later?
(Y/N): Heh, you sure?
Noah: Hehe, you're not the only one training hard this past month.
Prof. Oobleck: Okay, enough chatter, lessons shall begin.
Author's note: BTW I know Prof. Oobleck's the hunter team RWBY is gonna shadow so I don't need people to remind me of it or point out why Oobleck's the one in the detention class. Wait for the next chapter please XD
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The Unseen Blade (RWBY X MaleReader)
Fanfiction(Y/N) was a street kid living in poverty. Stealing has been part of his daily routine, until he stole from someone who known as the master of shadows ZED. Zed has taking a liking to (Y/N), he adopted him and train him in the ways of the shadows, tea...
