Requested by: @PhoebePhoenixine
Enjoy!
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Finally, a long day of working at the HQ had past, and you have decided to refresh yourself at the local bar. After all, you did take one for the team and pulled an all-nighter the other evening so you could do the others' unfinished errands.
"What'll it be tonight?" The bartender asks as he cleans a glass.
"The usua- Actually, I'll take a tequila." You lean on your arm and the bartender starts to prepare your drink. When he finishes, he slides it over you and you take one big gulp, sighing with satisfaction afterwards.
At last, a moment of relaxation-
"KISS MY COWBOY ASS, HANZO." You hear across the bar. McCree, Hanzo, and Genji are all sitting at a round table-- surprisingly gambling. McCree throws down a nine and a queen. You weren't sure what they were playing since that wouldn't really mean anything but then again, they're drunk.
You have got to be kidding me.
"WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY DRAGON D."
"HAHA. D IS FOR DUCK." Genji slurs.
"WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH DUCK?"
"Can you three shut up? I'm trying to have one peaceful night and I can't without you three idiots ruining them." You spat and all heads turn to you. Their expressions show as if they're six year olds who just saw a pretty person for the first time.
"Hey darling, how you doing?" McCree snaps his fingers at you.
"Back off! Aren't you two already in a relationship or something?" Genji rises from his seat. The 'men' start having an argument on who knows what- you couldn't tell - but you just watched silently, ordering a few more drinks because you know it's going to be another rough night. It wasn't long until you felt an arm around your shoulder
"I didn't expect to find you here, Y/N." Reaper, or should you say, Gabriel said.
"That's not very professional of you, Gabe. Plus, you don't deserve someone like Y/N. Get out of my way." Soldier 76 came from behind. They both seem a little out of it so you assumed they were drunk as well.
The two were pushing each other for awhile but almost out of nowhere, the trio had made an appearance once more.
"Get your filthy hands off her! She was ours first!" McCree stated confidently.
"Hey! I'm not some kind of 'thing' to claim!" You took what he had said offensively and pouted
"Look what you did! You made her sad. You'll pay for this!" Soldier 76 raised his fist as if he was about to attack.
"Oh yeah? Bring it you old piece of garbage. I bet you two will be in a retirement home soon enough!" McCree stepped closer and was about to swing, but Genji was the one to make the first move. All of a sudden, they started fighting. You could hear them grunt as they took punches the guts and kicks to the shin.
Just goes to show what a little intoxication can do to a few people.
- Later -
"Don't ever come back!" The owner of the bar slammed the door, leaving you and the others outside in the dark.
"We were kicked out.. but I didn't even do anything...." You sighed and placed a hand to your forehead, showing that you were distressed.
"Whoops..." Mumbled Hanzo. The others seemed quite embarrassed due to the fact they had annoyed you.
"Sorry, Y/N. Guess we got a little carried away." Soldier 76 rubbed his head.
"It's alright, Jack. I suppose we should head back to the headquarters." You suggested. The six of you made your way back to the building and almost immediately fell asleep.
- Next Morning -
"You think she'll like it?"
"We'll just have to see!"
"Wait, look! They're waking up!"
You grumbled and rubbed your eyes, squinting from the light cracking through the blinds.
"What are you doing in my room?!" You screeched and held on to your covers.
"Sorry, Y/N! But we couldn't wait any longer. Here, we all pitched in!" You were handed a box.
"For me? Thank you!" You excitedly open it and found...
Two commons. (White)
And two rares. (Blue)
"Not again!"
- E N D -
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