THE ONE AND ONLY FELLAS!
JOKER!!💜🃏💜
They's are a few imagines for you guys about the famous clown we all love they will be joker and reader and some will involve Harley and other characters but many Y/N I do take requests if you have any so don't...
💜🃏imagine you and j goes on a "normal" date and he does so well not to kill enybody till some guys check you out💜🃏 (Joker Jarod letto X reader) Y/N POV
Joker:hunny I'm home! Y/N: I'm here j! He came walking in the living room with he's mouth to he's knees when he seen I destroyed the kitchen with cake batter. Joker:what how?? How did you get cake batter everywhere?? Y/N:well I thought you put the IT on the cooker with the rings on hot ain't that how you bake a cake? But then it bursted making this mess and I wanted tonight to be perfect! Joker:aww doll it's ok I think everyone blows up a cake once and a wile... I think. Joker came over licking my cheek licking up the cake batter making me giggle as he licked my face I stopped him giving him a cake batter kiss making him growl. Y/N:now what we gonna do it's date night? Joker:the club doll like usual. Y/N:can we please have a "normal" date tonight daddy. Joker:doll going to the club is normal date. Y/N: yes it would be if ya never shot a man who looks at me or do drugs and play drinky drinky tipsy with the frost and- Joker:ok ok I get it you want a normal date. Y/n:but j you kill enybody tonight your in trouble I want a "normal" date understand? Joker:fine! You will be the death of me. I kiss he's cheek before getting ready washing the cake batter of my self making myself look new again.
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I smiled in the mirror before walking downstairs to see j dressed up in he's full monty.
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Joker:why you looking at me like that for?! Y/N:I said a normal date and that means normal clothes j! He huffed before going back upstairs to change into something normal. He comes down and he looked like a million bucks as usual.
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Joker:better? I shout perfect before linking my arm around he's as we both walked out and he stopped looking at me and I looked confused but smiling. Y/N:what? Joker:you look beautiful princess. I smile before jumping in the car with him telling him we're we was going and he didn't look to happy about not going to the club. Joker:but penguin is there and two face and dead shot and that Ed ngyma guy! Y/N:I wouldn't care if the queen Sheba was there! J just me and you tonight please. He sighs and shakes he's head before laughing at me. After driving... We jumped out having funny looks straight away but would you blame them a girl who looks normal cuddling a guy who's whiter than milk with acid green hair who's got a tattoo on he's forehead saying damaged! Sometimes I wonder if he really is the poor fella it was like when I took him to the supermarket and he asked the people were was there cocaine and then he was like how don't they sell drugs!? The man is cracked up I swear. We walked into the restaurant getting a table for two having steak and chips and me (your favourite meal) There was this waiter who never removed he's eyes from j and j took out he's gun pointing at him. Y/N:daddy I said a fucking normal date but the gun down! Joker:but he's pissing me off! Y/N:and your pissing on my sunshine but ya don't see me pointing a gun at you! Joker:but baby- Y/N:no! He huffs before putting the gun away smiling at me sarcastically and it took all my time not to laugh at him. After our dinner me and j went out to the streets admiring the firework display what Bruce Wayne's must have set off for he's party and might I say they was a display even j enjoyed them. I felt a sudden slap to my butt and boys hollering and cheering and let's say j was growling like an animal. Boy:ohh lady I bet your fine underneath that skirt! Yep this boy is asking for a death wish if I was him I would hurry and dig he's grave and place he's self in it! Y/N:leave him j! Joker:that's my property MINE! Boy:says who green haired! Joker:I said so! Joker shot the group and I stood there coverd in blood that covered me j looked over before whispering sorry before laughing nervously. Joker:he started it! Y/N:j this was supposed to be a "normal" date!! Joker:I know but he touched you. He bowed he's head and i laughed making him look up in shock I gave him a hug wiping the blood from he's face as he did with me now you guys would think this was a bloody scary disturbing scene but to me it was the best date I ever had! Y/N:best date! Joker:let's do it again.
