Crazy Weird Role play

Deadpool

Name: "Well you know from the title there but my real name is Wade Wilson!"

Age: "Age shouldnt matter since I can't die, but I am 30" ((immortal))

Gender: "I have a dick wanna see?" He grabs his belt buckle ((OH GOD PLEASE NO!!))

Sexuality: "I do like boobs, but I like anyone else, as long as they don't try to kill me~." ((Pansexual))

Looks: "Come on Author! Let's see some of those  fancy screenshots of me!" ((Meh))

"I look good!"

"Dude! Keychain why did you had to take a picture of that!?"

((Cuz it was funny!))

"You only did that cuz you ship me and the Spider!"

((N-not true!!!))

[She is lying]

{Totally}

"I was in a Anime in Japan and it was amazing!"

Personality: "Well just so you fellas know, I'm flirty, exotic, I'm really crazy since I have voices in my head, I'm very energetic and I'm mostly cheerful! But that doesn't mean I can't be pissed off." ((He is also a perv))

Likes: "I like my magic satchel, my katanas, my sais, my guns~ ok ok! The Author is mad at me now~ I like alot of people, I also love beer, money." ((even though he can't get Drunk because of his high speed regeneration)) "don't push it! I also love CHIMICHANGAS! and comic books and Stan Lee! He is a cool dude!"

Dislikes: "Well sometimes I don't like being able to die...and I don't like people who are ásshole or try to kill me and I don't like to get slice in half. I also don't like following the rules it's BORING! And when people keep on talking shit I don't wanna hear~" ((ok Wade that's enough))

Other: "I cant die."

[They know that already you fuckin idiot!]

{It's common sense}

"SHUT UP! I also have voices in my head in case you didn't know."

Scenario:

"OO! I got one how about I save the reader from a group of bad guys and I bring them to my he on a pony I bought and we can eat Chimichangas and have a little fun~ 😏😏"

((Or something else))

"YOU BETTER NOT! OR IM COMING FOR THAT AZZ!" He bangs on the screen

((Well this is all I know about Deadpool, I haven't seen the movie))

"Cuz my movie is R rated and her mother said no."

((SHUT IT ILL WATCH IT ONE DAY! anyway hopefully this stuff is Right I have a Marvel Encyclopedia that has everything but it didn't show much about Deadpool but hopefully this is enough))

"I think it's good for me!"