THE SHOW!!Truth Or Dare (Pokeani)

Defeating A God??

White: (ಥ﹏ಥ)(ಥ﹏ಥ)(ಥ﹏ಥ)

Sere: What is it this time you worthless author?

White: HEY!! ATLEAST MY STORIES ARE GOOD UNLIKE YOURS!!

Ryan: (￢_￢)

Gary: What happened to them?

Ryan: You know that fire and water don't do well right?

Serena: Oh..

Misty: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS NO ARMS?!

Ash: Because you never use them besides--

Serena: Let's not go that far Ash!!

Ash:--smacking people in the head with your mallet.

Bonnie: Serena....you ecchii ;)

Serena: HIYYYAAAAHH!!!

Sere and Ryan: THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG!!! GAWD NO!!

White: Speaking of god..

Arceus: Did someone call meeee??

Iris: No.

Arceus: Oh...

*play dramatic song*

(Play any song that is sad)

Arceus: ( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ)( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ)( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ)

Gray: Anyway, is there something wrong princess??

White: WAAHHHHHHH!!! YOU REMINDED ME WHAT I WAS SAD ABOUT!! F*** YOU GARY!!!

Everyone except White: O.o

The readers: O.O

Arceus: (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

Sere: OH MY FU---- ING ARCEUS!! SHE CURSED!!

Ryan: YOU FU----ING DID IT TOO!!

Drew: FU---ING STOP!!

Paul: YOU STOP YOU B----

Dawn: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

White: What a splendid normal day~

Ryan and Sere: YOU CALL THIS NORMAL YOU BEAST?!

White: Okay now that's just offensive you two.

Ryan: FIX THIS!!

Sere: NOW!!

White: Did you just...ordered me to do something?

Readers: Well sheee--

*please stand by as brought to you by the dark dragons and the happy hungry bunch!! (Akatsuki no yona fans will know what that means :3)*

White: Anyway!! Let's get tbe first dare started!! Ryan if you please~

Ryan: I dare everyone including the hosts to defeat Arceus

Clemont: Bonnie can't join

Bonnie: WHAT?! WHYYY?!

Brock: You're too young Bonnie

Bonnie: BUT ATLEAST I KNOW MORE GROWN UP STUFF THAN THE AVERAGE ASH!!

Gary: AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ash: HEY!! Was that a compliment??

Serena: *facepalm*

White: grown up stuff?? What??

Sere: *facepalm*

Misty: If you do then you should know what PDA means!

Bonnie: What that??

Everyone else including the readers: Well sheeee---

*please stand by as brought to you by sun and moon that....*sighs* *

White: Welp!! Let's not taint our youngest friend here shall we??

Arceus: Actually Bonnie isn't the youngest.

Gary: Then who??

Arceus: Me

Sere: WHUUUUUUUTTTTT?!?!?!?

White: OshaWOOOOTTTTTTTTT?!

Ryan: Oh my lord helix..

Arceus: I'm level 1 after all..

Readers: PLOT TWIST!!

Misty: BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 9000?!

May: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OP LIKE RAMEN?! YOU'RE THE POKEMON GOD AFTER ALL!!

Arceus: But...I just got hatched from an egg..

White: ...

Sere: ...

Ryan: ...

Everyone: ...

Readers: Well the dare got easier..

White: I'll go first!! ( ´-ω･)︻┻┳══━一

Arceus: OH MY ME!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN!!? AREN'T YOU A POKEMON?!

White: Yeah...that's why I'm using this..

Arceus: IF I DIE YOU ALL DIE REMEMBER THAT!!

Sere: Well not really, White created this book therefore created you: the downgrade version and more useless version of the lama god himself.

Arceus: Okay now that is just offensive

White: HEY!! You're opponent is here!!

Arceus: As if that is real!! That gun is clearly a toy gun!!

White: Yeah it's a....

Ryan: Oh no...

Sere: What's wrong??

White: WATERGUN!!

Arceus: *got sprayed on*

Misty: As if that would kill hi-

Arceus: *ded*

The readers: eh...

White: HAHAH!! I KILLED THE USELESS GOD IN POKEMON!! I MEAN EVEN ZYGARFE COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN HIM!! (lel jk, I love Arceus xD)

Serena: How?!

Ash: HOW?!

Clemont: HOW IS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE?!

White: IT'S THE POWER OF SCIENCE BABY!!

Cilan: How exactly?

White: EVERYONE KNOWS BABIES (BECAUSE TECHNICALLY A LEVEL 1 POKEMON IS A BABY) HATES TAKING BATHS!!!

The whole world: *facepalm*

Sere: I think we should end it for now..

Ryan: I'm suprised the fourthwall hasn't been broken yet..

White: YOU FOOL!!!

The fourthwall: *ded*

The readers: NARNIA!!!

Gary: (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ

White: WELP BYEEE