A young boy enters a barber shop and the
barber whispers to his customer, "This is
the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I
prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and
two quarters in the other, then calls the
boy over and asks, "Which do you want,
son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That
kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees
the same young boy coming out of the ice
cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a
question? Why did you take the quarters
instead of
the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because the day I take the dollar, the
game is over!"
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( JOKES ) Stories from Africa
RandomFunny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story telling in our Generation.
