Magic the Gathering (love Story)

Behind the scenes Part 1

*Insert random show intro here*

Blossom: HELLLOOOOOO FELLOW MTG LOVERS! Welcome to Behind the Scenes Part one! So, as I've been getting from people. Messages, that is. That they think it would be fun to add some small segment. Kind of like a interview and stuff. So, our guest today is... Sorin, Nissa, Gideon and Jace! :D

*insert audience clap*

Blossom: So, what do you all think about my Magic the Gathering fanfic? *holds mic to Jace*

Jace: I think it's very great. Honestly, though... Instead of putting yourself in a relation with Gideon, why not me? I'm a fan favorite.

Gideon: *grabs the mic* Uh, first off. You're not a fan favorite. As I recall, most of our tcg players are dudes. The popular females are usually, Chandra and Liliana. *loosk at Nissa* No offense, Nissa.

Nissa: *glares at Gideon*

Jace: *tries not to laugh* Ahem *fakes a cough* Your fanfic is alright. I sort of like my part. Being the joker. Sort of in the group.

Blossom: Thank you :D What about you, Nissa?

Nissa: *takes mic from Gideon* Your fanfic is great. You just need to give me a bigger part. Your story is a bit off from the actual story though.

Gideon: That's what fanfics our. To tinker with our storyline.

Blossom: Yeah, I can make Sorin become a weird ballerina vampire if I wanted. :D

Sorin: *glares at Blossom* Don't. Even. Dare.

Blossom: :D"

Nissa:Either way, I do enjoy it.

Blossom: What about you Gideon? :3

Gideon: *takes mic from Nissa* I love it. Getting to make out with you is the best parts.

Blossom: Oh =3="

Jace: Really? Like, no... "Oh! Thanks for making me your love interest instead of Jace!" Screw you Gideon. -_-

Gideon: Hey. Shut up, Jace.

Blossom: Continuing. What about you Sorin? (*o*)/

Sorin: I hate it!

Blossom, Gideon, Nissa and Jace: =3="

Blossom: Wait, whyyyyy?!

Sorin: You're going to make me kill Avacyn again aren't you?!

Blossom: *gasps* I WOULD NEVER!

Sorin: *gets up* I read your script and you wrote that I *bleep* *bleep* *Bleep*. Wait, what is that sound?!

Blossom: You're being censored. :o

Sorin: What the actual *bleep*. For what?!

Gideon: Spoilers, you dumb vampire.

Sorin: *starts throwing a tantrum*

Jace: Uhh... We'll be back.

5 minutes later...

Blossom: Sorry, guys. But Sorin had to be tied up at the moment. :u

Jace: Pfft.

Gideon: Poor Sorin.

Nissa: Anyways, aside from that. Jace, you may be famous for your whole Mind Sculptor card. But, I may beat you.

Jace: What? What do you mean? *looks at Nissa curiously*

Nissa: *proudly stands up* I am now a green and blue with void of x. I can now use the ability to scry.

Jace: *jaw drops* WHAT?! NO WAY!

Blossom: *takes out Samsung phone* Oh. She's right. *shows Jace* She's released in Amonkhet.

Jace: *grabs the phone* What the *bleep* is this *bleep* *starts dialing* I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO WIZARDS OF THE COAST!! It's Jace. Jace Beleren! I want to speak to your designers or card makers whatever you call them! How dare they give Nissa a better ability!

Blossom: Uhm. Anyways. That's it for now. Hopefully we do another segment. With new guests. *looks at Jace*

Gideon: And hopefully, I, your obviously handsome character will return to this segment as well.

Nissa: Thank you for reading!

Blossom: Questions or requests or so on, please let us know in the comments ^^