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by pair-of-socks

So, I was trying to go for a 1950's inspired look, right? How did that go over, you may ask. Terrible. It was just a nice reminder of how huge of a dork I am.

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This is why I don't YouTube. I could not be a makeup guru.

So, then I decided, go glam or go home, right? Because I'm obsessed with glam rock....

I'm actually kind of proud....
Here's an amazing closeup on the eyes...

I'm beautiful

Okay, never mind. Not beautiful. At. All.

You know what is beautiful? A trucker with a sticker on the back of his truck with Bigfoot posed like a Playboy bunny caressing a raccoon:

What am I looking at?

I was in the car with my sister and we had to take a photo.

Sadly, it kind of reminds me of this.

Fuck you Bigfoot.

You know what else is beautiful? This:

And this:

I'd like to imagine him singing about me...

Alright, I should probably stop now.

One more thing, I drove for the first time today!

Driving by the Kinks everyone.