The Sans Party! [ENDED]

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You know I just realized how incorrect their personality is here? TBH it's kind of cringy in my own views. :/

The ask/dare box is still closed. Asks/dares submitted after "rest in pieces" will be ignored.

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

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(#1: @InkyCoder dares:) "PLAY THE POCKY GAME" (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: What do you mean? The one where we both bite on the same pocky?

Lust: Pfft. Well duh. I thought someone had explained that game to you before?

Alter: (sighs) <;-;)> Early in the morning and you're already sinning...

Alter: <(;-;> (grabs Little's hand and walks away)

Little: <:3?>

Lust: Well, (brings out a box of pocky) shall we~?

Horror: N-NO!

Lust: Aw c'mon~ (inches closer to Horror until they're face to face)

Horror: NO NO NO, NO WE SHAN'T-- (pushes Lust's face away)

Lust: <.3.)>

(#2: @unknowncrazUTail123 says:) "You need some ketchup and some bean bags to have a break from this mess!" <:D>

Sans: ...heh, yeah. Having this many people in one house sure is stressing...

*A box with the name 'Sans' on it appears in front of him.

Sans: Oh? For me? (opens the box)

Swap: (sees the bean bags) (GASP) B E A N  B A G S

Swap: BEANBAGSBEANBAGSBEANBAGS (jumps on the bean bags)

Sans: <;-;> BUT THOSE WERE FOR ME

Swap: <>:D> NO SCREW YOU THESE ARE MINE NOW

Sans: <;-;>

(#3: @princess0warrior asks:) "Who's the seme and who's the uke of the relationship?" (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: UM? 

Lust: PFFT THE SEME IS DEFINITELY ME

Horror: what's a seme and uke--

Lust: (GASP) YOU DON'T KNOW?!

Horror: No, of course I don't, you deaf when I asked?

Lust: THE SEME IS THE TOP, THE UKEIS THE BOTTOM

Horror: ...I'm supposed to think dirty, right?

Lust: Ye.

Horror: ...

Horror: ...okay... lemme just...

Horror: ... (grabs the trombone)

Horror: (wacks Lust with the trombone)

Lust: wH- OW F***--

(#4: @g1nger_9 says:) "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE OF RAINING GLASS AND ROCKS, RUN!" (To: Everyone)

Senkiller: weeeeee-- (sprinkling shards of glass and rocks from the second floor)

Sans: wh-

Sans: (gets hit by the rock) OW

Sans: (grabs the rock and hits it back to Sen)

Senkiller: HAH SUCCE- (gets hit by the rock) -OW--

Senkiller: OH, SO YOU WANT A WAR? 

Senkiller: (throws another rock at Sans)

Sans: WAR IT IS THEN

Sans: (throws it back)

Sans, Senkiller: (having a war between rocks)

G: <.-.> Guess there was no use fleeing, those two were just gonna target each other anyway.

(#5: @ComicBookFace asks:) "Okay, are all of you safe? Because I'm worried about everyone. And I hope everybody WON'T do the flop." (To: Everybody)

Ink: Yep--

*You then point to the two fighting at the back.

Mel: (looks to where you're pointing at) ...

Mel: ...they'll be fine.

(#6: @CreepyCupcake127 dares:) "Wear a maid outfit." (To: Horror)

Horror: OH C'MON

Horror: NOW IT'S A MAID DRESS?

Horror: OH MY GOD

G: SHOOSH YOU SHOOSH YOUR MOUTH AND GET INTO THE CLOSET AND WEAR THE DAMN DRESS SONNY

Horror: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

G: I MAY NOT BE YOUR MOM, BUT I AM YOUR DAD

Horror: WELL F*** OFF DAD

G: (GASP) HOW RUDE!

G: YOU'RE GROUNDED! YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THE CLOSET IN A MAID DRESS

Horror: <;-;>

Horror: f*** you, fine--

G: nOW g O cHoIlD

Horror: (cri) <:')> (goes to the closet)

(#7: @FAMC-AT_Frantic1908 dares:) "Soo... someone lock Horror and Lust in a room. NOW." (To: Everyone)

G: <: D> JUST IN TIME 

G: (pushes Lust into the closet as well)

G: HAVE FUN, KIDS!

Horror: w A I T  DAD NO I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

G: TOO LATE, YOU JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT WHEN YOU WENT INTO THAT CLOSET

G: LUST YOU BETTER GET THAT ASS GUD M8-- (slapped)

Chess: p l s  G  n o

G: <:')>

(#8: @spring_thekiller dares:) "Kiss the person you hate the most. Lust is exempted from this dare." (To: Everyone)

Mel: well then (kisses his hand then puts his hand on his cheek)

Mel: there, does that work?

Everyone: <._.)> 

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short af update, I slept really f***ing late last night, so I'm going to take a break.