M: Hey Shannon, I have a proposal.
Me: yeah?
M: Want to come with me to Washington DC for a march in like January
Me: ...Is it a protest?
M: SHANNON NO
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Me: *trying to trick L with a brain teaser*
Me: ok say milk ten times
L: Milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk milk
Me: what do cows drink
L: groun-
Me: ....*LAUGHS* WHAT
L: *LAUGHING* I MEANT GRASS
Me: L COWS DONT DRINK GRASS EITHER WHAT THE HECK
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Me: *walking with my friend to the band room (for some reason she calls it flute room*
A: WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE CAGES? DO YOU KEEP ANIMALS IN HERE?!
Me: Lololol yeah, this is where we keep the kittens, and here's where the puppies are kept and there's the invisible elephants
Me: there all invisible so we don't get reported for animal abuse
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A: *presets her locker*
Me: *opens A's locker for her* Hey A
A: Hey Shan-
Me: *slams her locker shut*
A: ....
Me: : )
