Science:
Science teacher: ..and this is Uranus.
Class: *snickers*
Science teacher: *sighs* Ok, just say it.
Class: YOUR ANUS
ELA:
Me: *kicks my friend's (Mark) leg*
Mark: *slams my legs against the bottom of the desk*
Me: OW
Mark: sorry. i thought it was a spider.
Me: YOU BI-
Gym:
Gabby: I'm going to hit someone in the head with a tennis ball today, I know it.
Me: And that person is going to be me.
Gabby: yep.
10 minutes later
Me: *gets hit in the head with a tennis ball*
Gabby: I TOLD YOU
Also Gym:
Teacher: and how many points did you get?
Me, Gabby and Mira: 1.
Me: but we didn't even earn it legit---
Gabby: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
