This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
@-_Mrs_Fred_Weasley_- asked: "Dear Tom, Do you have a heart? Or are you just a heartless beast, cause you sure act like one you filthy, little half-blood. Lots of love (no), Ivy Potter." ~•~•~•~•~ *Owldemort flies into your window and delivers you this letter, intricately folded into the best parchment heart to have ever graced the earth in which we walk upon*
Dearest Miss Potter,
I don't reckon you've taken Anatomy before. Nor do I reckon you've paid the slightest bit of attention in your kindergarten class, because even a bloody kindergartener knows that everyone has a heart.
Although I appreciate the compliment, I am not a "heartless beast".
And when you call me, and I quote, a "filthy little half-blood", does that not make you the "heartless beast" here? (I USED YOUR OWN WORDS AGAINST YOU HAHAHA) You already know how much I hate my blood-status... Why do you feel the need to implant it into my mind, or as they say, "apply salt to the wound", YOU HEARTLESS FILTHY LITTLE *INSERT YOUR BLOOD STATUS HERE*?!
*sighs*
I feel like a Mudblood unexpectedly encountering a Basilisk at a party. I just came here to have a good time, but I personally feel so attacked right now.
However, I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing that you hurt my feelings. I'm used to getting this type of hate mail. (Although I would appreciate it if someone sent in a nice letter once in a while.)
Much Love, Tom Marvolo Riddle
P.S. Nevertheless, I pity you for your depressing and shocking lack of knowledge in the most basic human anatomy. Enclosed are some books I think would benefit you and enrich your mind to the basic kindergarten level:
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- - - Quick Lesson on the Heart:
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"The heart is a muscular organ about the size of a closed fist that functions as the body's circulatory pump. It takes in deoxygenated blood through the veins and delivers it to the lungs for oxygenation before pumping it into the various arteries (which provide oxygen and nutrients to body tissues by transporting the blood throughout the body). The heart is located in the thoracic cavity medial to the lungs and posterior to the sternum.
On its superior end, the base of the heart is attached to the aorta, pulmonary arteries and veins, and the vena cava. The inferior tip of the heart, known as the apex, rests just superior to the diaphragm. The base of the heart is located along the body's midline with the apex pointing toward the left side. Because the heart points to the left, about 2/3 of the heart's mass is found on the left side of the body and the other 1/3 is on the right."
Source (you know, in case you want to find out more about this very interesting subject in which you have no knowledge of): http://www.innerbody.com/image/card01.html
