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My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
Dear Everbody, I have been tagged by Kateslyn11 to partake this muggle thing called a "tag". Apparently there are rules to this. First, I must post all the rules. Well, that's what I'm bloody doing now, aren't I? Second, I must tag 15 people. Third, I must say fourteen facts about myself. Lastly, I must do it in a week's time, even though my Potions essay is due tomorrow but apparently, I can't do that right now.
I am confused by these things muggles do. Is there a point to this? Am I binded by an Unbreakable Vow if I am "tagged"?
Without further ado, I have decided to grace you with precisely fourteen facts about myself.
1) I hate muggles. (no way)
2) My mother was a witch named Merope Gaunt and my no-good father was a worthless mudblood named Tom Riddle, who I regret to inform you that I was named after.
3) My favorite spell is...well, it's certainly hard to decide between the Cruciatus Curse and the Killing Curse.
4) To what little I've paid in my Astrology class, my zodiac sign is a Capricorn.
5) I killed a rabbit once.
6) Did you know that my name "Tom Marvolo Riddle" rearrange to say "I am Lord Voldemort"?! I know, I'm bloody brilliant. Although I did seriously consider "Mild Doormat Lover".
7) I secretly think that Dumbledore is a great wizard. But I'd rather jump into the Great Lake and get eaten by the Giant Squid than admit that to him.
8) I like to sing ancient Parseltongue lullabies to my pet Basilisk.
9) I may or may not have snogged a girl before.
10) I do like Chocolate Frogs. Except when I unwrap it and get Dumbledore's card. Then my appetite is ruined and I'll have to throw it all away.
11) One time in the orphanage, Mrs. Cole had me checked out by a muggle psychiatrist. I was diagnosed as "bipolar" and "schizophrenic". Can you believe it?
12) My favorite muggle movie is The Wizard of Oz. I liked the flying monkeys. BUT THAT WIZARD WAS A LIE. I COULD PERFORM "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA" BETTER THAN HIM.
13) My wand is a 13 1/2 Yew wood with a Phoenix feather core. For all you stalkers who want to know.
14) Honestly, when I was younger and dreadfully naïve, I wished that my father would someday come to get me from the orphanage. He never did. ~•~•~•~ Well, that was excruciatingly painful to write.
Sincerely Yours, Tom Marvolo Riddle
-The 15 People I'm tagging- 1) Eileen Prince 2) Professor Dumbledore *cringes* 3) Antonin Dolohov 4) Billy Stubbs (miss your rabbit?) 5) Professor Slughorn 6) Hepzibah Smith (I know you have the locket) 7) Headmaster Dippet 8) Lestrange 9) Avery 10) Rosier 11) Mulciber 12) Nott 13) All the Death Eaters I've forgotten the names to 14) Moaning Myrtle 15) YOU, YES YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS IF YOU DON'T DO THE TAG, I WILL PERSONALLY SEND A HUNDRED THOUSAND OWLS TO CRASH INTO YOUR WINDOWS IF YOU DON'T RESPOND AND DO THIS TAG.
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