128: Roasting the hoe

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So...
I won't tag the person because they'll probably light explosives beneath my ass...But FxckboiiChan knows who I'm roasting...

First of all, shouldn't your last name be  HOE not Ho considering the fact that your bio screams 'Fuck boy', you probably just fuck for money, return home, sit in front of your screen and stalk children on the internet before masturbating and crying of loneliness.
TBH...You probably cry, go out for a jog and collapse on the floor dying of breathlessness because you're so fat and struggle to get through the front door anyway so you go back to the fridge and cry into your chocolate cake...Then watch more child porn to satisfy your needs. Then you probably try and phone your friends but they've all blocked your number because they realized what a creepy stalker you were and so you go fuck yourself again and again...And again.
No wait-
That's probably the reason you're on Wattpad...To stalk children, save the photos to your device so you can fuck to them...Ahhh...No wonder your such a pain in the fucking ass.
Why don't you go back and live with your mommy before you get arrested for giving out blowjobs on the street and go get a life.
Go get a life instead of pestering teenage girls and leave me the fuck alone.
Take your porn, 60 minute work out movie, your pizza and cake and fuck off (You might wanna take some aftershave or some shit like that because you stink of all the hoes you fucked) OH AND-
Don't forget to stop by and get your daily dose of crack because it legit looks like you live off crack. And pizza. And cake. DON'T FORGET THE CHOCOLATE TOO-
Okay and when you are done masturbating THEN you can go look in the mirror at what an ugly and pathetic hoe you are...
IM SURPRISED YOU CAN EVEN FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FACE LIKE THAT-
Your mirror probably broke so you can't buy a new one cus your hoes don't pay you enough because you FUCK LIKE A DYING GRANNY.
Dude, you sarcasm sucks like you suck your own dick because you're...Lonely AF...
When actually was the last time you looked in the mirror? When you had a life? Yes that's right.
Maybe you should go on a diet, YOU GET OUT OF BREATH BY JUST GETTING OUT OF BED-
Not bed...Plastic bag in the middle of the car park because 'Your girlfriend' caught you fucking 6 other girls at once in her kitchen-
Omf-

You are such a hoe.

Bye.

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