P : Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
D : Do you smoke?
P : No.
D : Do you eat too much?
P : No.
D : Do you go to bed late?
P : No.
D : Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
P : No.
D : Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
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