soggy fries 》larry au

my bf niall.

"bf"

-alli

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louis

"So what does this make us?" Harry asked as we hold hands. We remain in the McDonald's parking lot, just not wanting to leave.

"I'm not sure to be honest with you." I admit.

"Lovers?" I asked and he laughs.

"The sound of that." He cringed and I chuckle, poking his nose.

"Well, I would ask you to be my boyfriend, but this moment, right here, right now, it's not the place." I laugh.

"Why are you trying to make this so serious?" He laughs and I shake my head and shrug.

"You want it to be serious don't you?" I ask.

"You are the least serious person I fucking know."

I shrug, and figure he's right.

"Hey Harry!" I hear someone call. It's the blonde that I met when I first saw Harry.

"Hey Neil." Harry chuckled and hugs the blonde boy.

What the fuck?

"Louis, this is my boyfriend Niall." Harry says and I look at him in disbelief.

"What the fuck?" I asked and then, they burst into laughter. Especially Niall, like he can't stop giggling.

It's quite cute to be honest.

"I'm fucking kidding! You should have seen your face!" Harry laughs and rest his head on my shoulder. I playfully hit his shoulder.

"Dont mess with my feelings that way."

"Dont pull that game on me, you're the fuck boy here." Harry laughs and Niall is still laugh. I'm guessing from earlier.

"Niall, calm down mate." I poke his shoulder, which only makes him laugh more.

"I strictly make Niall not laugh while he's working, so he tends to laugh a lot when his shift his over." Harry explains, smiling at me.

"Thats so dumb." I chuckle and Niall wipes a tear.

"Remember when Nick accidentally stuck his hand in the deep frier, holy shit I was dying Harold." Niall grabs Harry's shoulder for support.

Niall starts to calm down and starts to breath normally. When it's silent we all look at each other and burst out out laughing again.

"Nothing is funny!" I laugh and hold my stomach.

"Then why are we laughing?" Niall laughs really fucking loudly.

So loud, I'm pretty sure my dead grandmother can hear it from hel-heaven.

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I end up getting Niall's kik and number.

I learn later on that Harry lives with Niall. They work mainly the same shifts, but Harry works more often because he's the head manager.

niall🍕: hey poo burger

louis💦: hey

niall🍕: are you and Harry together yet?

louis💦: nope not yet.

niall🍕: well why the hell not?

louis💦: I don't really know, doesn't feel right yet.

niall🍕: do you want him, or his penis, because both want you.

"HOLY FUCK." I scream and throw my phone down and start laughing.

I grab my phone to see Niall has text me again.

niall🍕: shit, don't tell him I told you that.

niall🍕: but he does like you, a lot. I'd be surprised if you didn't like him back.

I smile.

niall🍕: Harry is a great guy.

louis💦: he's k

niall🍕: don't make me fight you

louis💦: okay okay I'm kidding, but yeah I do like him back yes. And I want him, his penis is a bonus, although I've never seen it.

niall🍕: why do I doubt that?

niall🍕: then what the fuck is stopping you?

louis💦: me

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God damn it Louis suck it up

More texting and prank calls are to come I promise.

And please please please be commenting and voting(:

-alli

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