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I've been thinking about this

I've been kinda mulling over this idea for a while and I'm pretty sure I talked about it with one of my friends. But imagine this; What if a creepypasta broke into someone's house, finding out they were in the house of a fangirl, and reacted how they'd actually react.

(This doesn't mean I hate people who like the CP fandom, as you can probably tell I am a part of it. But this is how I think the characters would actually react)

Think of it this way:

Slender: *pops into a bedroom, looming over a sleeping girl*

Girl: *wakes up, looks at him* *screams*

Slender: *prepares an attack*

Girl: OH MY GOD IT'S SLENDY OMG I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Slender: Fuck.

Girl: WAIT WAIT WAIT. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY WHOLE LIFE. I'VE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Slender: *tentacles sprout out of his back*

Girl: *stares* Huh... Is that what we're doing or- *impaled through the chest and dies*

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Jeff: For the last goddamn time Jane, I am not claiming this thing as a kill!

Jane: Me neither! What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

Girl: Hey! Stop arguing! You're supposed to secretly be in love with each other and confess your utmost feelings and have se-

Jane: THIS MOTHERFUCKER KILLED ME. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SLEEP WITH HIM?

Jeff: I KILLED THIS BITCH. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SLEEP WITH HER?

Girl: But in all the fanfics I read-

Jeff: You need to read less fanfiction and more of the Holy Bible because you need Jesus.

Jane: Let's just kill her already. You go for face and neck, I'll go for the chest and stomach.

Girl: *gets shanked like a thousand times all over her body*

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Girl: YAOI! YAOI! YAOI!

Masky: Why does everyone think we're gay?

Hoody: I mean, we are together a lot. But isn't that normal? We work for the same guy, we're friends. Why does being around each other mean we're gay?

Toby: Why am I the annoying one?

Kate: MOTHERFUCKERS I'M THE PROXY FROM SLENDER THE ARRIVAL QUIT PRETENDING I DON'T EXIST.

Slender: *pops in* *currently carrying a dead body of a girl* Oh dear god not another fangirl. *impales other girl*

I mean, imagine what you will, but that's probably the actual way they'd react and stuff. Maybe comment down how you think other CP characters would react to meeting their fangirls.