Gamebuster2000 dares with a small stutter:
Um I want Sansmie to Temmie Flakes with ketchup
Sansmie: Heh. I see what'cha tryin' to do.
Sansmie (TEM): LeT DOo dIS!!!
Sansmie: Fine...
Grilldyne: WHAT DO YOU WANT-
Grilldyne (Grillby): Ask more politely, please.
Grilldyne: Oh, okay. WHAT DO YOU WANT, SIR!?!?
*Grilldyne sighed, then went back to smiling widely.
Sansmie: I just... I brought my own food, actually.
*Sansmie lamely dug his hands into his pocket. Undyne's eye twitched.
Grilldyne: You mean... you brought your own food. In my restaurant.
Grilldyne (Grillby): Calm down, he's a valued customer...!
Grilldyne: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THEN!!!!
Sansmie: Uh...!
Grilldyne (Grillby): Miss Undyne NO!
*Grilldyne, their body jerking, hauled Sans high into the air.
Tuffet: Oh my...!
Asriel (Papyrus): UNDYNE PLEASE, NO!!!
Frisk: Calm down, Undyne...!
Grilldyne: You don't want me to throw him?
Asriel (Papyrus): YES!!!
Grilldyne: Hmmm... altight-
Asriel (Papyrus): NO DROP KICKING EITHER.
Grilldyne: Oh. W-well....!
Asriel (Papyrus): Don't do anything violent! He can just leave on his own.
Frisk: Yeah! That's the nice thing to do.
Tuffet: There are children here, Undyne.
Sansmie: I'm pretty terrified right now, tibia honest.
Asriel (Papyrus): I'm trying to SAVE your lazy behind right now Sans, don't make me change your mind.
Tuffet: Pffft...!
Grilldyne: Ugh, fine... just for you Pap...
*Grilldyne placed him down begrudgingly. Tuffet trotted over and took Sans' hand.
Tuffet (Muffet): I would like to see you're home, Sansy~
Tuffet: I-I mean-!
Sansmie: H-heh. Don't worry 'bout it, Miss...?
Tuffet: Everyone has been calling m-us, Tuffet, but I prefer if you would call me Toriel.
Sansmie: Uh... sure.
Sansmie (TEM): EAD TEmbIE FLAckS!!!
Sansmie: Uh... heh heh heh... yeah, let's go home...
Frisk: Do you want to go home, Asriel?
Asriel: Uh, sure-
Asriel (Papyrus): I KNOW THE WAY!!!
Asriel: w-wHOA-
*Asriel suddenly was whisked away, zooming put into the snow. The rest of the company laughed.
Frisk: I will go check to see if he's okay.
*Frisk raced off to find him, while Tuffet and Sansmie took a leisurely walk.
Tuffet: I... I didn't expect for this to happen. To meet you, I mean. Or my son.
Sansmie: Yeah... me either...
*Sansmie looked deflated. His tail stopped it's usually erratic wagging.
Tuffet: What's wrong?
Sansmie: Heh... nothin'. Grill - Grilldyne's ain't far from our home.
Sansmie (TEM): WAt BoUT TEM villAGE?
Tuffet: Tem Village...? I thought it was a myth.
Sansmie: I thought so too.... heh.
*Sansmie let out a drawled out sigh, then stopped in front of his home. The only thing different about it was that it was covered in vines and greenery. Sansmie opened the door for Tuffet.
Sansmie: After you.
Tuffet: O-oh, thank you!
Tuffet (Muffet): He's a keeper~
Tuffet: M-muffet!
*Tuffet hurried inside, her face flushing. Sansmie shrugged and entered as well. He heard excited voices.
Asriel (Papyrus): This is my room! It looks a but different than usual, but it is still home!
Asriel: Cool!
Frisk: It's awesome!
Tuffet: Perhaps you should eat those Temmie Flakes.
Sansmie: Oh. You know 'bout that? Heh...
*Tuffet giggled, then made her way up the stairs. Sansmie, acting mostly on instinct, grabbed a bag of Temmie Flakes under the couch cushions.
*He took out a packet of ketchup and piled it on top of it, then took a bite.
Sansmie: Blarg! What?! This tastes like paper....!
Sansmie (TEM): WelLY, iT ISa da seCRET ingRedADEnt!!!
Sansmie (TEM): Tem means, WAAAAAATT?!?
Sansmie: Okay... um, okay, so... it's fine. It just tastes like paper and ketchup.
*That's all, folks!
*AND REMEMBER, DON'T KILL AND DON'T BE KILLED!!!
*Quick disclaimer, I don't ship Soriel. You can imagine this however you want, I just wanted some more jokes.
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