Ask Or Dare Fusiontale!

Ask Numberoo 37 It's Time...

Frisk looks to You, and asks:

Are you ready?

*You takes a deep breath.

You: Ready? No. Let's do this.

Frogheartk: We got your back!

PikoUtataneV3: Yeah, we are your new family!

Thatablook: We wouldn't desert you!

Dog: I like deserts.

Frisk: Dog...

Dog: Oh yeah, yeah.

You: Heh... Thanks.

*Good luck! All of you!

*The determined group walk through the golden hallway, making their way to Chasgore's house.

Dog: Wait... Do you know what will happen?

*.....

*No, not really.

Dog: Wait, WHAT?!

*Hey, hey! Calm down!

Dog: (Growling) You sent them on this outrageous quest, and you don't even know if they will LIVE?!?

*I'm sorry! I just tell the story as it goes along. That doesn't mean I'll know what gonna happen.

Dog: I just... I trusted, that you could somehow... predict maybe... Maybe you could protect them...

*I do have magical powers that a regular narrator has, but I can't use them to effect the story.

Dog: So... you're...

*Useless.

Dog: (Tail droops) I thought...

*What about you, then? You're a talking dog, maybe you can-

Dog: EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES I'M MAGICAL!!!

*Whoa! Don't get angry at me! I was just asking!

Dog:.... You're right. I'm sorry...

*If you don't mind me asking, why are you a talking dog?

Dog: I... wasn't always a talking dog.

*Gasp! Were you a talking PUPPY?!?

Dog: (Growling again) Shut up.

*Sorry, contuine.

Dog: I was a human. A child, growing up in the middle of the war...

*WHOA. BACK UP.

Dog: Why?

*First off, I don't know why, but you sound like a great grandpa telling his great grandchildren a story. "Let me tell you about the time I fought in the war..."

Dog: I didn't FIGHT in it! Do you want me to cause suicide?

*I suppose we wouldn't have our precious comic relief character, would we?

Dog: Could you stop?

*I have a few more questions. Like, how old were you?

Dog: I don't know... ten, or something.
*Do you not remember?

Dog: IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!!

*A long time ago, in a village far, far away...

Dog: Maybe I'll just not tell you the story.

*Okay, okay. Imma let you finish, but what gender were you?

Dog: Seriously?

*Yes. This is important.

Dog: I was a boy.

*Thanks.

Dog: Okay, anyway my parents fought in the war. When, the monsters struck a village unexpectedly, the one I was in. I... remember one monster charging through the door, trying to lay siege. However, they didn't know that was the last human city they would see for a long time. One magical caster changed me into a dog. You can't change a soul, but you can change the physical matter with magic. I don't remember who it was... but I was a dog ever since. I got captured down here with monsters. So... that's why I'm a talking dog.

*That... makes sense. So, you're not sure how old you are now?

Dog: No... but I'm probably really old in dog years.

*Alright... we better follow them now.
Dog: Yeah...

PikoUtataneV3: WAIT!!!

Dog: GYFTROT?!?

*What are you doing here?

PikoUtataneV3: I was going to grab more fries, but I heard everything instead. And I decided...

Dog: Wait, you hear everything?

PikoUtataneV3: That I'm gonna...

*Gyftrot walks closer to Dog.

Dog: I'm still a mile behind you, how much did you really hear?

PikoUtataneV3: Everything. ;)

Dog: What was that wink for...

PikoUtataneV3: ;)

Dog: OH-

*Gyftrot smooches Dog.

*They did say they would smooch everyone in this Ask book. I guess I'm lucky, since I have no physical matter. I'm just a voice!

Dog: (Grumpy.) Yeah...

PikoUtataneV3: Not really!

PikoUtataneV3: VERBAL SMOOCH!!!

*WAIT-

*WOW. THAT ACTUALLY WORKED. DID YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?!?

*PikoUtataneV3 giggles.

*YOU, MY FRIEND, GYFTROT, ARE POWERFUL.

Dog: The kiss master.

*WELL GUYS, IT'S NOT EXACTLY TIME YET!!! I'M TOO LAZY TO DO IT NOW!!! SORRY!!! BUT HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

Dog: Yeppers! Revealed a lot today, haven't we?

*Well, I felt like it was appropriate, since we haven't done this in a while.

Dog: By the way... you were being really mean to me.

*What? Oh... I guess I'm sorry.

PikoUtataneV3: MAKE UP SMOOCH!!!

Dog and Narrator: NO!!!

*That's not necessary!

Dog: I'll just end us off.

Dog: You know, every good chapter in a Ask book ends in a pun.

Narrator and PikoUtataneV3:.....