Ask Or Dare Fusiontale!

Ask Numberoo 39 SECOND PART

Frogheartk asks Grilldyne with a cautious ribbit:

How do you and Grillby fuse, Undyne?

Grilldyne: Heh... funny story, uh-

Grilldyne(Grillby): I believe you were getting drunk.

Grilldyne: Okay, look, I had a rough day at work and the guards invited me to celebrate the new recruits, Dogamy and Dogressa. So-

Grilldyne(Grillby): You challenged me to a thumb war.

Grilldyne: HEY, I WON IT, RIGHT?!?

Frogheartk: Does... i-it hurt to fuse?

Grilldyne: Nah, not really... It's like, you were sucked into something. With things hitting each other, yeah, it did hurt, but then...

Dog: Then.... what?

Grilldyne(Grillby): Nothing. Suddenly, you are a whole new person.

Grilldyne: And now that we realized who we are-

Grilldyne(Grillby): It's a grand headache.

You: Oh. Well, uh, thank you!

Grilldyne: YOU'RE WELCOME PUNK!!!

Grilldyne(Grillby): Undyne...

Grilldyne: What? I said, "thank you!"

Grilldyne(Grillby): You can't just call someone "punk"!

Grilldyne: YES I CAN!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, PUNK?

You: Do you think... It was better when they didn't know who they were?

Dog: Well, I had a lot more fun...

Frogheartk: You, you can't doubt yourself now! W-we have to keep going...

Dog: Yeah, you are helping out a whole bunch! It's just that it will get worse before it gets better, you dig? So anyway-

*You was gazing at Frogheartk strangely.

You: Froggy, are you okay?

Frogheartk: I-I'm fine! Let's ask Sansmie now!

*Frogheartk hopped past them. You decides to ask later, whe the timing is better for this sort of thing.

Frogheartk: Hiya, Sansmie!

Sansmie: HOI- god.... heya. What are you doing in Grillby's? Or, Grilldyne's...? Heh. Either way, I get a smoking hot bartender, and a fish.

You: Uh... huh.

Frogheartk: Sans, how we're you fused with Temmie?

Sansmie: Good question, let's see...

Sansmie(Temmie): SKELEton WaS aT TEMMIE VILLAG! 2 bOI tHIngs!

Dog: What we're you buying from there?

Sansmie: Heh. I just wanted to try some Temmie Flakes. No biggie, except that it turns out... Temmie's are really flakey. Heh.

Sansmie(Temmie): TEm flAKeY YAYA!

You: Cool... hey, Dog and Froggy? Can you give Sansmie and me a moment?

Dog: Uh, sure...?

Frogheartk: If you want me to!

*They both leave, with Sansmie shaking his head in fake amusement.

*I'm on to you too, Mr. Skele/dog/cat? Mr. Skeletem!

Sansmie: Heh. You go do that, but I'm not sad, alright? Just leave me-

Sansmie(Temmie): hE isA MAYJOR SADDYNESS.

Sansmie: Shut up...

You: Sansmie, look at me.

Sansmie: Kid-

You: SANSMIE LOOK AT ME.

*You cups their hands under Sansmie's chin. Sansmie's ears pins down guilty.

You: Sansmie, I'm sorry, it's all my fault you are like this. I ruined your life, and I wish I can take it back, b-but I can't do anything about it. I'm s-so s-sorry... But since I made it this way, I'm going to take the blame and do what's right. If I-I can't fix it, then I m-must live with it and try and make it better for everyone else. Everyone who was affected by my accidental... r-reset... an-and being able to do nothing but listen as Asgore... I'm so sorry...

Sansmie: Kid.

*You didn't want to break down again; they came to this conclusion. But it was so hard not to...

*You was filled with...

*REGRET.

*AND DISGUST.

Sansmie: Kid, listen. L-listen, alright?

*You blinks through the blurryness and Sansmie takes their hand. He slowly starts to rub it, his shoulders relaxing.

Sansmie: It's not your fault, so stop saying that. You couldn't do anything about Asgore, and you and to RESET to make everything better. You reseted for a good reason, even if I don't like resets. Plus, you didn't know what was going to happen, and it could be a whole worse; trust me. So, it ain't your fault kiddo.

You: B-but...

Sansmie: No buts, no nuts, no coconuts, 'kay?

You: Heh.. wh-what..?

Sansmie: Woops, I think I'm going nutty. Well, I don't want to milk it, but these jokes pecan be better. But hey, it brings in some cashews.

You: Pfftt... heh heh heh!

Sansmie(Temmie): Oh nao...

Sansmie: Hey, I can make a few acorn-y puns, if you don't alm-ind.

Sansmie(Temmie): Y??????????

You: Heh heh heh heh, heh he ha!

*You was laughing so hard that they began to snort. It felt good to laugh for once.

Sansmie: No hard feelings, 'kay?

You: Yeah, no hard feelings.

*Sansmie's tail wags happily and together You and Sansmie fist bump.

Sansmie: Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I bet these puns are so good, they make your chestnut hurt!

You: Oh my goodness... heh heh heh!

*ANYWAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW! YAYA!

Asriel(Papyrus): THANK. GOD.

*And remember, Don't Kill and Don't Be Killed!