When He Texts You

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Jeff:
Y: I miss you! \>3</
J: I miss you too!
Y: When are you coming back?
J: In a few days, sweetie. :)
Y: What if I told you I just baked a cake for you?
J: ....I'm on my way.

Slenderman:
S: I love you so much.
Y: I love you too!
S: But I love you more.
Y: How much more?
S: Kim Kardashion's butt couldn't fit all my love for you.
Y: Awww, you're so sweet!

Ben Drowned:
B: Alright, there's Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon X, and Halo 4.
Y: Hmm, they're all good games.
B: Well, I'll buy any one you want.
Y: You're so awesome!
B: I know I am. B3
Y: Buy all three if you can.
B: Babe, I already thought of that. I'm almost home.

Laughing Jack:
LJ: You're the sweetest girl I've ever met. <3
Y: And you're the sweetest boy I've ever met.
LJ: I'm a man, sugar.
Y: Alright, you're the sweetest man I've ever met.
LJ: I'm really sweet, ya know. ;)
Y: You always make our nicest moments perverted. -_-

Hoodie:
Y: I'm so hungry!
H: Me too! What do you have in the fridge?
Y: Let's see, 3 slices of chocolate cheesecake, 4 slices of New York style, and 3 strawberry swirls.
H: Oh, that's not enough. What should I get at the store?
Y: More new York style and chocolate.
H: I'ma just get all they have.
Y: I love you so much.

Eyeless Jack:
EJ: What do ya what for dinner?
Y: I'd like some fried pop rocks.
EJ: Umm, that's a weird dinner, but we're weird, so I'll try.
Y: Pork chops! Stupid phone, with it's slurpie autocorrect.
Y: Stupid! This phone!
EJ: Autocorrect, the sour of all evil.
EJ: IT'S GOT ME TOO!!!!

Ticci Toby:
T: Once every blue moon does a banana gets it's wings.
Y: Ok...What are you doing?
T: Thinking of you. <3
Y: Me too.<3 What else?
T: Thinking of you wearing a waffle costume and yelling "Throw syrup on me, Toby!"
Y: That's never going to happen.

Lost Silver:
Y: Hi! :3
LS: Hello my Pikachu. :)
Y: How am I like a Pikachu?
LS: You're so spunky and you shock me everyday. ;)
Y: And if anyone hurts you, I'll shock the living hell out of them. O3^
LS: O_O Remind me never to mess with you.

Sonic exe.:
S: Have I ever told you how amazing you are?
Y: Every single day. :)
S: You're like a donkey, cause you've got a nice ass. ;)
Y: o-o ok then. Anything else?
S: is your daddy a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns. ;)
Y: -_- You and your pick up lines.

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