When You're Drunk

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Jeff: You walk into the living room with a huge bellyache. "Ugh, my belly.." Jeff sees you and starts snickering. "Y/n, you were so drunk last night. You stare at him. "What did I do?!"

"You started chopping up oranges, yelling "I'm killing your children, Annoying Orange!"

"Greeeat."

Slenderman: You woke up in bed with Slenderman sitting next to you. "Slendy...why do I feel icky?" He helps you sit up, rubbing your back. "Well, you had some alcohol last night. A little too much actually." You stare at him. "Did we?.." He stats blushing. "No! Of course not. I would never take advantage of you!" Smiling, you give him a big hug. What happened then?"

"Ah, you tried shaving your head, yelling "Slenderman, I am your father."

Ben Drowned: "Man y/n. You got messed up last night." Ben giggles, rubbing your head. You had a huge headache. "What happened?"

"You were asking me where Santa lived. When I didn't tell you, you started crying and punching your pillows. Good thing your dad wasn't home."

"At least I didn't make out with the TV."

Laughing Jack: You wanted to try some candy-flavored wine in his fridge. BIG MISTAKE. "Y/n, calm down! LJ shrieks, holding a pillow for protection. You're really aggressive when your drunk. "Get over here and make me some chocolate, ya beach!" You yell, throwing stuff at him. As you get him into a corner, you grab his collar. Then you pass out on him. "What now?" Laughing Jack thinks shivering.

Hoodie: Hoodie was relaxing on the couch when you walk in, wearing an oversized shirt and no pants. Also, you were extremely drunk. "Hey sexy~" you giggle. He stares at you, blushing. "A-a-ah, y/n! W-why aren't you wearing any pants?!" You sashay over to him and sit on his lap. "Cause it got hot in here, so I'm taking off all my clothes~" Just as you're about to lift your shirt, you pass out. Hoodie sighs in relief, then carries you to bed.

Eyeless Jack: EJ thought it would be fun to give you a little alcohol. "Where are you, Harry Potter?!?" you yelled, swinging around a broom. EJ was in the hallway closet, recording you. "I have *burp* your broom, so you can't escape me now!" EJ sees you in front of the closet and starts snickering. You hear him and turn your head. "Found you, motherfuker!" But you turn around too fast and hit your head, making you pass out. EJ exits the closet, laughing. "That was hilarious!" He moves you to the couch and kisses your head.

Ticci Toby: You walk into the living room, feeling like crap. "Toby, where are you?" You look in the kitchen and see Toby sitting at the counter, rubbing his face. He sees you and smiles. "Morning,tic,beautiful." You stare at him. "Uh, do you know what happened last night?" He gets up and hugs you. "Yup. You got,tic,wasted and started flirting with the lamp. Then,tic, you got angry and threw it across,tic,the room."

"Man, now I gotta buy a new lamp."

Lost Silver: Silver wanted to see you today, but you were nowhere in site. "W-where did you go, y/n?" He hears a growl from your room and runs in there. He stare at you and his jaw drops. The room was a huge mess. And there you were, only wearing a hoodie. "W-what happened?!" Silver asks, covering you up. You growl and giggle at the same time. "I'm p-playing strip poker. Wanna *burp* play?" He declines and stays by your side until you fall asleep.

Sonic Exe.: "Daaaamn, y/n! You were hammered last night!!" Sonic yells, holding in his laughter. You feel like hell and see that the hallway wall was repainted. "What happened to the wall?!"

"You were f*cking painting gross stuff on there. And I mean GROSS stuff. Like boogers and diapers. Then you tried to have your way with me, but I didn't wanna take advantage of you."

"Sure, of course you didn't."

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