Creepypasta Scenarios

When He Catches You Reading Yaoi

Jeff: Your albino boyfriend was out on a killing spree, and you were on your laptop. You wanted to read some yaoi, but you were scared that Jeff would walk in. "Ah, screw it!" You yell, going on an amazing website called Wattpad and looking up some. You find a JeffxBen yaoi and snicker. "This should be interesting...." *somewhere outside* "Man, I hope y/n isn't mad at me." Jeff sighs, climbing up the side of the house to your room. He looks in the window and sees you. "There's my precious girl. Wait....." You continue reading when you hear Jeff yelling outside. "WHY THE F*CK IS HE ON TOP?!?!" He falls off and the next ten minutes is you helping him and trying to convince him that he "imagined all of it".

Slenderman: Bored is what you were. Bored, bored, banana, bored. And being bored can lead to dramatic measures. You were waiting for Slendy to be done ordering new paint for the house, considering what happened a few days ago. "Come here, Echo." You smile, waving a cat toy around. She slowly creeps up on it, then pounces. Laughing, you grab your phone and search up yaoi. You spot a SlendermanxJeff yaoi. "Oh, what is this I see?..." Slendy's in his office, on the phone. "Sir, please. I need that shade of paint as soon as possible. No, I really don't want to wait until Monday." He looks at his window, which is blue. "I really really don't want to wait until Monday." He chats for a few more minutes, then teleports to your room. "Hello my beautiful-WHAT ARE YOU READING?!" You jump up and throw your phone, which Echo catches. The next time he sees Jeff, he's gonna smack the living hell outta him.

Ben Drowned: "Ben, when are you getting here?" You ask, holding your phone between your shoulders. "I will in a few minutes. I'll see ya!" You smile and hangup. Ben Jr is relaxing on the floor, dreaming of chasing flying bones. You look on your phone and see a notification. "Oh, a new yaoi chapter! Who will it be this time?" You pull it up and read it. "A BenDrownedxTicciToby chapter? This is gonna be sticky." As you read, you get the feeling that your being watched. Looking around the room, you don't see anyone. "Must be my imagination..." You look back at your phone, when it glitches out. "Y/N WHY ARE YOU READING THAT?!" Yelling comes from the phone. "B-Ben?!" He crawls out of the phone with a nosebleed. "Why are you in my phone?!" He grabs tissue and stuffs his nose with them. "I wanted to surprise you, but I guess that was a huge mistake!!" He runs into the TV, his ears pink.

Laughing Jack: You were playing Flappy Bird, the game that destroys sanity. LJ decided to stay in the kitchen and make some chocolate to "calm yo sweet booty down." After the thousandth time losing, you decide to read and see if that'll calm you down. You scroll through your books and find a yaoi book. Making sure LJ wasn't around, you start reading. LJ pulls the chocolate out and places it on the counter. "While these cool off, I'll go check up on my buttercup." He giggles. He walks out of the kitchen slowly and goes by your side. Surprisingly, you didn't notice. Probably because of the intenseness that's happening in the yaoi. "Haha, that's funny." He chuckles, grabbing the phone from you. Your face becomes a red mess and you don't move an inch. "W-what's funny?!" You studder out. LJ licks his lips and whispers in your ear, tickling it. "EJ isn't the dominant one, and my lollipop isn't that small~" You pass out due to the nosebleed that exploded in your nose.

Hoodie: Oh, sweet Hoodie. He's such a sweet boy. And you knew it was bad. But it felt so right. While he was out getting some milk, you decide to amuse your desire by reading some yaoi. Ever since that party a few days ago, there have been a lot of MaskyxHoodie yaoi's. "Oh, this one looks really good!" You smile, seeing that the author was TheBootyDestroyingHedgehog. Dakota barks and nibbles your leg. "Gimme a minute, girly. Let me read these two paragraphs." She continues to whine, as if she's trying to say 'feed me peasant'. You give in and go to the kitchen to feed her leftover chicken. Hoodie comes in and closes the door quietly. In his hand are some flowers and the milk. "Hmm, where is she?" He questions, setting the flowers and milk down on the table. He spots your phone and takes a peek. You walk in at that moment to see a red faced Hoodie. "Oh shi-I mean hi honey you got the milk right hahaha...." He turns around and walks out the door. "Where are you going?!" "To apologize to Masky!!"

EJ: "Y/n, do you know what yaoi is?" EJ yells from the kitchen. Your eyes get wide, considering that you're reading one right now. "Uhh, I'm not familiar with that. Why do you ask?" He walks to your doorway. "Well, I just got a call from LJ saying how I could never be on top. And I got confused by the whole thing, considering that he was lying. He starting telling me about yaoi, which, apparently, he likes to read when he's bored. Pervert..." He gets closer to the bed, as you start to hid your tablet. "Ok, so? What's that have to do with me?!" He chuckled, then tackles you and snags the tablet. "No! My precious...." He stares at you as you try to grab it back. "Stop acting like Jeff! I don't like you reading this stuff. Especially a EJxJeff yaoi. Man, he sure does get shipped with a lot of people." You sigh and cover your eyes. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Its an addiction." Frowning, EJ ruffles your hair and grins. "It's fine. Just don't believe what these authors write. Except the part about Jeff's thing. It is that small." He rushes out of the room to hide from the Jeff fangirls.

Ticci Toby: Today had a good start to it. You and Toby had a delicious breakfast, then you guys took a nap, then went to the park. Now he's preparing sandwiches for the two of you. Well, he was until Ben runs in and tackles him. "Ben, what, tic, the hell?!" Ben breaths deeply and shakes Toby's shoulders. "We must stop the madness!" He looks at Ben with a 'da f*ck you talking about' face. "Dude, I just caught my girlfriend reading a yaoi about us!" Toby blinks and tilts his head. "Was I any, tic, good?" Ben stares at him and blushes. "Ah, um, you were-that's not the point here! Go check on your girl and make sure she isn't doing the same thing!!" He nods and runs upstairs, the little elf following after him. "Y/n!!" He yells, busting through the door. You spring up and try to hid your phone, which Ben teleports into before you could get rid of the site you were on. "She's reading a TicciTobyxHoodie yaoi!" Toby gasps and runs to you, grabbing your shoulder. "Who told you to check this out?!" You glare at him and shake Ben out of your phone. "Lost Silver's girlfriend suggested the book to me!" They rush out the door.

Lost Silver: "U-umm, lovely, w-what are you r-reading?" Silver studders, putting his chin on your shoulder. A light blush spreads across your face. "Oh, it's a yaoi." He tilts his head and takes the laptop from you. "What's a yaoi?" He starts reading and blushes. "O-oh! Y/n t-this, this isn't real! I-i would never cheat on you w-with Red!" You giggle and peck his cheek. "I know you won't, and you can relax. It's just a story." You hear a bang from the living room. "Y/n! Come out here!" You stare at Silver and go in there. Ben, Jeff, Slenderman, Toby, and Hoodie are in there, obviously unset. "Ok, what happened?!" They all start talking at the same time, pissing you off a little. "HEY, CALM THE F*CK DOWN! Now, what is the problem?" Jeff springs up from the couch. "I just found my girlfriend reading yaoi! And then she tried to confuse me!" Ben stands up too. "Ya, I found my girl reading some too! Now I'm starting to think she'd like to see that stuff!" The rest start saying the same thing. "Alright, alright, settle down. Listen, it's just a story. They're not gonna believe anything that's said in it." You sigh. Hoodie twiddles his thumbs. "We know, but we still wanna know who's writing this crap." You grab your laptop. "This is the author of the book that me and your girlfriends have been reading. He's actually really good." Everyone crowds around the laptop and looks at the screen. TheBootyDestroyingHedgehog. "THAT MOTHERFU-"

Sonic exe.: There you were, reading on your tablet. All you wanted was some peace and quiet. "Whatcha doin sexy?" Sonic whispers, making you jump and almost destroy his face with the tablet. "Don't sneak up on me, Sonic!" He laughs and wraps his arms around you. "I'm sorry sweetie. By the way, you liking my story so far?" You freeze and slowly turn to face him "Wat?" He points to your tablet, which has a SonicExexSonicExe yaoi on it. "Ya, that's my book, Kinky Creepypasta Yaoi's. This chapter is a SonicExexSonicExe because no one else can handle me except myself." You push him off you and blush. "Why do you write this stuff?!" He rubs his head. "Cause it's fun to make shippings and feed all the fangirls out there. They're like sharks when I post this stuff" You shake your head and point to your tablet. "Why the hell is your name TheBootyDestroyingHedgehog?!" He slowly smirks and starts crawling on you. "If you really wanna know...." A loud bang and the sound of footsteps can be heard downstairs. "SONIC GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! I'MA KICK YOU SO HARD YOUR NUTS WILL FLY OUT OFF YOUR NOSE!!" Sonic smiles not so innocently and runs to the window. "I gotta dash now. Bye!"