My (still) Derpy Life

Squeaker goes on a plane II Return flight

Yes I lost my mind again
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33,995 feet in the air, or 10636 metres off the ground, and I've still got tea to be drinking.
Although, to be honest, with the minuscule amount of milk you get with it it looks more like digestible mud in a cup.
Also it's -39*c outside MY GOD

'Where are you going on holiday then Sir?'
'Dnepropetrovsk.'
'...Bless you?'

Penza and Ryazan. I wonder if they're cousins.

I'm so tired my god

Ugh, travel sickness makes me think of things that make me feel worse. TIMEZONES YOU'RE SO CRUEL

I got Audioslave on at full volume in my headphones it's okay 'happy place happy place'

Engels... You either spelt 'Eagles' or 'Angels' wrong there mate

Tver. Aw Mintychoc02 they nearly named a country after you. NEARLY.

Kiev. A country called Kiev. ...I like chicken kieves. Fuck I thought about food NO SICK FEELING PLZ STOP I'M SORRY-

*looks at map* Apparently Eastern Europe is green. *looks out of window and sees brown land* ...you lied to me

I finished my Tomska animation my fucking god it took 5 days for 2 minutes worth of solid animation I'm legit dead

I'm meant to be revising for a geography test now but I'm reading my (new) psychology book instead because my mind needs a goddamn hobby

I'm past the point of tired. I'm hired. So this is what's it like to be _Dizzy...

IT'S COLD NO. I miss Australia it was fucking warm there.

A tired, travel sick Squeaks is one you should definitely stay away from

There's a philosopher from the 1600's in this book his picture has the smuggest expression I've ever seen. He's like 'I came up with this sick quote yo dawg whatcha gonna do about it?' He died at 54.

'There is a reasoning soul in this machine.' Okay Mr Smug I like your quote okay? It reminds me of my book

I'm talking to a dead guy's picture in a psychology book man I'm tired

What is the time I actually have no idea

Queens of the Stone Age time I think

Ahhh it's JackToxicEye's song. *listens to intense screaming/singing* yessss I can see it

Headbanging in an aeroplane is normal right

Maybe I'll go over Serbia again. HI NICK-

Question: Will my senpai's ever truly notice me?

Talking to Leathericecream was like trying to engage in conversation with a brick wall. A brick wall with no shared interests with you except Papyrus. At least, that's the metaphor I remember using at some point...

There's a city called 'Perm' I can't even

This aircraft safety guy really loves his job. This face as he stares at the inflatable tube on his lifejacket I snorted and laughed way too loud at the video when it came on. Also look innuendoes.

Really cool songs (in my opinion) by QoTSA: No One Knows, Lost Art of Keeping a Secret, Feel Good Hit of the Summer, I Sat by the Ocean and My God Is the Sun

Matthias99, Queens of the Stone Age is next in your musical education

Mint and Diz are in school as I write this I'm in a fucking plane and have been for nearly 17 hours so far help me

You get simple named countries like 'Ufa' then tongue-twisting bastards like 'Yegoryevsk' who tf makes this stuff up

Are you mad bro

My nose hurts

I got an achy hand from drawing animation constantly. Leather, remind me why your animations got me back into this. *watches Laughing Hills (...again)* ahah 'kay I remember now

Just saw a guy in a movie who looked a lot like Tomska I'm going madder

I think I have a YouTube crush on Tomska
*see below*
'Lets go to the sofa. Hello sofa! *proceeds to put various guns on sofa* Mmm, I like guns'
He'd be good against zombies lol

There's a country called 'Brest' brb excuse my immaturity

And now onto Royal Blood

I like to listen to rock bands when I clean the bathroom because why not

*internally song screaming* SO DON'T BREATHE WHEN I TALK CUS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SPOKEN TO! I GOT A GUN FOR A MOUTH AND A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!

I reckon my story idea thoughts would scare normal people

'What are you writing love?'
'Currently writing about several characters trapped in an underground labyrinth one is a psychopath one is a YouTuber its called Stockholm Syndrome don't read if you're an adult you'll never look at me the same again.'

My family has a sadistic streak. My mum laughs at Bambi. That's when you know your family has a sadistic streak.

S-so tiiired

Moscow. I think that's near Serbia

3 hours and 16 minutes left fuuuuu-

Just discovered that the tireder I am the more I swear and I can barely type properly goddamnit k thx autocorrect
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...so that was fun...not