Derp Stories

Like the title states. This is.... creepypasta zodiacs. Ooooohhhhh......

Harry Potter and co. are in they're fifth year at hogwarts. The PJO crew is teaching them and eventually helping them beat Voldemort. Percabeth, Jiper, Leo/Hermione, Nic...

😂😝This is a lemon which means its going to be sour😝😂 (Y/N) = your name (h/c) = hair color (f/c) = favorite color (2/f/c)= 2nd favorite color (h/l) = hair length

EEP. SUMMARIES. I HATE SUMMARIES. THAT SUMS IT UP.

.....which hopefully doesn't suck. Hi. Hello. Hello. Welcome to my guide to making a Hunger Games character! Here you'll find snark, sarcasm, and everything you need to...

Like the title, a bunch of Heroes of Olympus oneshots. [We do not own any HoO characters, they all belong to Rick Riordan. And, we dont own you.] (we are currently inac...

You are Haruhi's adopted sister, (y/n) Neko. You have black cat ears and a tail, which you hide under your hoodie. What will happen when you meet the host club. How will...

Plus Ultra memes

Eliza O'Kelly moves to Gravity Falls expecting a normal life, but the town and its residence quickly prove her wrong. Things especially go haywire after she befriends tw...

Kpopimages and derp faces are funny so why not make a book of it!!!!❣️(I changed it to kpop so that's why you see BTS atlot cuz BTS was first ;) Future me: hello I feel...

Ian was born with his eyes shut, and could not get them open. This was for the best, as open eyes brought a big surprise, but nobody knew that until it was too late. The...

Astrid and Hiccup have been together for five years. Nothing could be better. Except for the fact that....you'll have to read to find out... Drama and sweetness within t...

Erik thought he had seen all weirdness and cruelty of the world. Well until he meets a chorus member who changes everything with an odd twist. She will change Erik's fat...

What is my life? TwT""" cover not mine, credit goes to the original creator

(Sequel to Secret SSundee) Back at the Military, some of Ian's old friends are sent on a mission. Not just any mission, but a super secret mission to destroy Derp once a...

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They go to protect Renesmee! Not you They take Renesmee with them! They left you behind Renesmee was loved by all! Even had an imprint! Everyone ignored you! Renesmee wa...

Multi story book with oneshots about Kevin and Edd {All characters are legally aged (18)} I own none of the artwork nor the characters I own the reading thoo enjoy the...

derp has another good day at the canvas and notices that it's valentine's day and his friend nico seems to be celebrating well with it. Derp wanting to join in on the fu...