[{Okikagu fanfiction}] gintama

ch 52

Everything is not what it seems, it's never what it seems, it's... Oh, well I'm tired of making the titles that no one cares about.

"Geez, we're making it sound so dramatic, we even skipped to another chapter for an explanation, but it's nothing serious, right?" Gin-chan said picking his ear.

Silver crossed his arms over his chest with serious look. "That's true, this is just going to be one of our usual epic fights and we will win that's it."

"Okay, there is nothing to see everyone, so go find something else for fun." Bakaiser said with bored voice waving at the camera.

"STOP WITH THIS ALREADY! YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTERS, SHOULD YOU ACTUALLY SAY THAT? WE WILL LOSE FANS LIKE THIS!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Calm down Patsuan, it's the truth anyways. I mean after we revealed everything they pretty much know everything now." Perm head said.

Megane looked at him with empty eyes. "No, we actually didn't explain anything yet."

"Eh? But I did say the punch line in previous chapter at the end. Man, I looked so cool, as always." Silver samurai said full of pride scratching his chin.

"THAT WAS A LIE!" Patchy shouted getting pissed at his boss.

"Honestly, Danna, couldn't you make up a better lie than that?" Sougo commented with poker face relying on the wall.

Young yorozuya leader looked at them with annoyance. "Huh? If you're so good at that then make one yourself, Souichirou-kun."

"It's Sougo~" Okita sit up.

"Oh, I have an idea." Future Gin-chan said with a smirk. "Fox is hiding under the mask, so lets say that he is Souichirou's alter ego and he was set free due to some stupid thing (anything, will be fine), and now he is back to destroy Okita and take over the world."

Yorozuya looked with interest. "Oh, sounds interesting. Everyone will buy it and it's a real catch. Then I will appear and save the day."

"Nah, it's too cliché!" Bakaiser commented waving his hand. "It should be more like, this. Fox is hiding behind the mask because he is... ugly. Every villain, (only the main once) are handsome and cool in Gintama, so knowing that he is no match for their radiance he is hiding behind the mask and tries to destroy all the others, so he can get a girlfriend."

"That might work." Silver and Gin-chan acknowledged.

"I disagree." Sougo said joining the discussion. "It should be something with more cool scenes for me. For example: During a heated battle when everyone was injured I alone left standing and then while fighting I put an ugly scar on his face now he has to wear a mask and he came back to take revenge."

Everyone waved his hand in dismissal. "No way, no way, no way. That's even more stupid that the last time."

"Besides I don't want to sound so pathetic as to be saved by a Sadistic captain." Gin-chan said looking at the young boy with dead fish eyes.

"What if Fox is Kagura then?" Silver said all of a sudden everyone turned to look at him. "Well, you know she dressed up as fox to play a game with Bakaiser and somewhere it went out of control."

Everyone went deep in thoughts scratching their chin. "They hate each other and always fight, she run away to the past because she was pissed at him. So maybe... That can happen."

"No, no, no... That won't be fun at all." Bakaiser shook his head. "It's almost the same as 'villain is your father' theme, so cliché and boring. Lets find something else."