[{Okikagu fanfiction}] gintama

Ch 32. Kagura arc (Part 7)

Oi, Mayora-kun when will your sadistic captain wake up. He can't die since I still have to murder him." Gintoki's voice said with annoyance.

"How am I supposed to know you dickhead?! He should be even grateful that he is in one piece after fighting a Yato." Hijitaka half shouted lighting his cigarette.

Kondo walked with a serious face, but then after looking at both men started crying his nose running. "Toshi, will our boy be ok? He won't die right?"

"Will you stop with the family drama it's outdated?"

"Hold your tears gorilla, you still have to cry on Souichirou-kun's funeral when I'm done with him." Gin said vein popping out.

Sougo sigh in the next room, he slightly opened his eyes to see the ceiling of his room and some big white fur bag lying beside him looking at him with cute eyes. Sadist looked at Sadaharu who gave a sweet barf and then laid back moving only his hand to pat the dog's head. It was soft and warm he kinds of understood why China like sitting on him so much.

He was tired and was about to relax again when he heard shouts from the next room.

"OI, SADISTIC BASTARD WAKE UP! I HAVE TO KILL YOU SOUICHIROU!"

"HIS NAME IS SOUGO! YOU DAMN PERM HEAD, REMEMBER HIS NAME ALREADY." Hijitaka shouted at the silver hair samurai.

"Stay out of this Oogushi-kun, I'll kill him for touching my daughter." Gintoki banged on the door.

"WHO THE HELL IS THAT? I told you to stop or I'll arrest you asshole." Hijitaka was pissed again.

"Huh~ you should arrest your captain for touching underage girls." Gin and Toushi went to head to head.

They were about to go on when the rocket flew in smashing the door or rather the whole walls that ever separated the rooms from each other. Gin and Toushi both jumped away little sweat running down their faces at the sight of an explosion.

"To hear you guys first thing when I wake up, this might be the worst day ever." Sougo walked into the room, with one hand holding a bazooka over his shoulder and with the other scratching his head, while Sadaharu was walking right next to him. "If you're gonna have a lovers spat do it somewhere else."

"SOUGO YOU BASTARD!" Toushi shouted anger marks all over his forehead, ready to draw his katana. "AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOVERS SPAT?!"

"Sou-ic-hi-rou-kun. We need to talk." Gintoki was putting up a fake smile approaching the Sadist while cracking his fists.

"Oh, danna. What's up?" Okita said with a deadpanned voice.

"WHAT'S UP" MY ASS YOU DAMN BRATISH KING SADIST." Perm head shouted while grabbing Sadist by his kimano collar. "ANSWER ME WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR PURE KAGURA-CHAN. HOW DARE YOU STEAL HER INNOCENCE. HER FIRST KISS!" Gin was shaking the bakaiser so hard it was almost as if his brain was moving.

"Danna, you're gonna shake my brain out." Sougo said expressionless, when Gin stopped he smirked. "She was the one who kissed me, danna. So its my innocence that's stolen."

Anger mark appeared on Gin's forehead and he threw the Sadist out in the yard. "SHUT IT!" He draws his wooden sword preparing for a fight. "You're dead Souji-kun."

Sougo stood up as if noting happened, but his head was still spinning and he wasn't quite himself since he had a hard time come up with more come backs. Gin wanted to charge when Toushi stopped the perm head with his sheathed katana. "Stop it, you piss-pot. Solve your problem later he is still under effect of that smoke."

"No way, I can't miss a duel with danna again. I'll be happy to, since last time we were interrupted." Okita smirked, but wavered almost falling when Sadaharu run to him, the sand haired man relying on the big dog. "I can't figure you out big guy, do you hate me or do you like me?"