I looked at Zayn, my mind already believing everything he said. He was a member of One Direction so of course I was going to believe him.
"You are a vampire. How can we be together?" I asked staring deeply into his eyes. We stood there for twenty minutes doing nothing but looking at each other before he finally responded.
"I want to marry you. Our love will guide us," he said britishly British.
I put my hand on my forehead and turned away from him,"But, but you are a powerful vampire while I am a weak human."
I turned back to him,"Maybe we can be together."
"No no it wouldn't work out."
"Or maybe it will!"
"No no it wouldn't. What if my mother finds out?"
"You know what forget about my mother. She is of no importance, even though she did give me life."
We just stood there staring at each other. Our staring contest was interrupted by smacking. I turned around seeing Louis and Harry making out. My eyes nearly bulged out of my head. Harry and Louis from one direction are gay?!?!? No, no, they couldn't be gay. They are from one direction.
"Are you guys gay?" I finally asked the question that's been on my mind.
They pulled away from their lip locking. "No we just do this because we crave attention from the media." they said before going back to their intense makeout session Ohh. That made more sense than them being gay.
"Maheshe. Come here and bring your new friends with you," my mother's horrid voice rung out.
"Leave me alone can't you see I am with the love of my life? Just because your sex life is boring and unappealing doesn't mean mine has to be. Get a life and stop bothering mine. While you're at it, get a man as well!" I screamed at her. I heard marching up the stairs and I paled Oh no she's coming.
My door slammed open and my Mother stood there fuming.
"Mother I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it," I told her, scared out of my wits.
I jumped and hid behind Zayn as she came closer.
"I-If you s-step any closer I will command m-my new vampire fiancé to hurt you," I stuttered.
She walked closer. "I-Im s-serious he'll....he'll fuck you up," I said shaking
She took another step and I turned towards Zayn. "Vampire fiancé attack," I ordered.
His fangs elongated and his eyes turned blood red. He walked closer towards her and bit my mother on her neck draining her blood. She went limp and died. I let out a sigh of relief. Finally she's dead.
"Come on vampire fiancé. Let's see what that wretched woman wanted," I took his arm and we walked down the stairs. The gang followed behind us. Harry and Louis walked down the stairs not breaking their heated makeout session.
I stopped in my tracks seeing Mr. 'Teacher who's name I still don't even know'. I jumped into his awaiting arms. "Mr. 'Teacher whose name I don't even know' what are you doing here," I said smothering him with kisses.
"I have come for you, my love. Your mother arranged our marriage," he told me staring deeply into my eyes.
"What?!?" My new vampire fiancé screamed. "I thought we were getting married," he said staring into my eyes.
"What?!?" 'Mr. Teacher whose name I don't even know' questioned."I though we were getting married," he said staring even more deeply into my eyes.
"Duh. I can marry both of you," I told both of them, looking at them as if they were the biggest idiots in the world.
"Okay," they said simultaneously. Just then my wall broke down and there stood the hottest guy in the world that I now wanted to marry as well.
"Werewolf," My new vampire fiancé hissed.
"Vaspire," 'the hottest guy in the world that I now wanted to marry as well' roared
"I has come fors the girl," 'the hottest guy in the world that I now wanted to marry' said with a lisp that I found strangely attractive.
"She is mine," my new vampire fiancé said
"No, she is mines," 'the hottest guy in the world that I now wanted to marry' said.
I slapped my hands onto my cheek and screamed, "Oh my God, my life is a twilight movie. What?!?!?!?"
"Wait who are you?" I said looking at 'The hottest guy in the world that I now wanted to marry'.
"Oh I am Blake. The guys behind me are Seth, Josh, and Jacob," he said smiling pervertedly at me.
"So whose the Japanese guy?" I said pointing to the barefoot Japanese guy wearing a conical Asian hat and holding a goat.
"Nǐ tā mā de. IM zhōngguó, ér bùshì rìběn. Tā mā de nǐmen měiguó rén. Nǐ zǒu zài yītiáo gōu lǐ sǐwáng."
Translation: "Fuccckk youuuu! I a chineeeeeezzza not a Japaneeeezzza. Fuck all you Americans! You go die in a ditch!" He screamed before running away, leaving his goat behind.
I stood there watching him, wondering how he could see through the tiny slits he called eyes. (A/N: HA HA this is how I imagined the Chinese guy to look: ^.^ <---Lol that is hilarious)
My new vampire fiancé shrugged and said, "chinese, Japanese, they all look the same to me."
I looked at him. "You know Chinese?" I asked him.
"Yes, it is the official language of all vampires."
"Oh ok. You guys can go back to fighting over me," I said before the room erupted in growls, shouts, hisses, and... meows?
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