The Devious Maid

The One With The Breakfast & The Lunch Invitation

I rolled over onto my side and stretched out my arm a little into my sleep. It was nice and peaceful until I felt a warm back press up against me and I just about jumped out of my bed from surprise. Shit. I forgot that Levi was asleep in here with me. I sat up slowly and looked over at the small sleeping figure snuggled into my blankets. His usually angry scowl had been replaced by a soft, peaceful looking expression as he snored quietly, his breathing steady and slow. I could feel a deep crimson blush creeping onto my cheeks as I watched Levi sleep for a little. The voice in my head was slowly praying that he wouldn't decide to wake up now or I think he might be pissed at me for just staring or maybe in a sleepy state he wouldn't care. I laid back down and looked up at the ceiling for a moment just thinking about the events of last night. The kiss.. Sharing a bed with Levi..

'You know if you think any harder kid your brain will explode.'

'H-Huh..?' I asked a little quietly and looked over to see Levi who was now awake looking at me with a slightly amused expression.

'You were making that face where it looked like you were thinking too hard. Either that or your constipated.' Levi snorted a little and ran a hand through his hair. 'Guess I should get started on breakfast eh?'

'Oh uh yeah if you want to.'

'I'm making pancakes again brat.'

And with that, Levi had gotten up and left the room to head for the kitchen to make some breakfast for everyone. I picked up my pillow from the other side of the bed and pressed it into my face, sighing loudly into it. I stopped for a moment basically frozen when I realized that my pillow smelled like Levi. I would have to get him to do the laundry when Hanji & Erwin finally leave my apartment. I threw off the covers and quickly made my way into the kitchen to find Hanji & Erwin sitting at the counter with some coffee and Levi making some pancakes.

'Ahh good morning Eren!' Hanji beamed and got up to throw her arms tightly around me.

'A-Ah.. Can't breathe..' I choked out as I tried to wiggle myself out of her extremely tight grip. She giggled a little and let go of me to sit down again.

'You look like you had a good sleep!'

'Eh it was okay. I'm not really used to sharing my bed you know?'

I heard Levi let out a soft chuckle as he set down some pancakes onto a plate and Hanji and Erwin began eating them quickly, Hanji eating like an animal. With a mouthful of food she nodded in appreciation to Levi on his cooking.

'These are really good.' She mumbled through her mouthful of sweet goodness.

'Tch disgusting. Please don't talk with a mouthful of food.' Levi said to her as he pointed his spatula in her direction and made a face of utter disgust. 'Eren, here are some pancakes for you.'

Levi sat down a plate for me at my usual seat at the table and I offered him a small smile before sitting down. I picked up my fork and began eating slowly, appreciating the taste of his cooking I had grown to love in the short while he had been here. How I ever survived on take out and pop tarts I'll never understand. Levi made me throw out all of my pop tarts when he moved in as he complained about the sugar level and how gross they are.

'So Eren..' Erwin spoke up and looked over at me. 'Hanji and I were just telling Levi how we were going to go to lunch later today if you two wish to join us.'

My eyes widened a little as I looked at the three of them? Lunch? No way. I couldn't play along with this charade any longer. I needed an excuse.

'Uh sorry no can do.. I have a biiiig paper for class that's due Tuesday and I haven't properly started yet so..' I said softly and looked at them as I ate some more.

'Aw you are no fun!' Hanji pouted at me and took a sip from her coffee. I could see Levi smirking at me from his position by the cooker.

'Aw come on Eren it could be fun to get out for a little while!' He smirked at me. That little shit. He was loving this game and taking full advantage of it.

'I said no. And that means no.'

'Oh come on we will only be like an hour tops!' Hanji tried to argue.

I took some time to finish the rest of my breakfast and think about the offer. I mean what could possibly go wrong? Besides Levi taking this way too far and being a little shit, nothing. Absolutely nothing. It would just be a casual lunch with my maid and some good friends. Nothing wrong with that. I put my plate into the sink to be cleaned and turned around to face all of them for a moment.

'Okay. I'll go to lunch with you but I really do have a paper to write so we can't be out too long okay?'

'Okay! We promise not to keep you from your oh so fun paper!' Hanji grinned as she put away her own plate.

'It'll be fine, Eren.' Levi smirked again in my direction. This was bothering me. What was he up to? When did he suddenly get so devious? Did he have something planned? If he did I have no idea and i'm not entirely sure I want to find out..