Lucifer In The Flesh (Slowly--Editing)

Chap.16

Ruè's pov.

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"Don't be a twatmuffin, and just give me the pickle!" Pouting, which looks adorably horrible on him. Lucifer runs to the other side of the counter. "Why?" Glaring I fold my arms and cock my hip to the side. Why fucking else! I want to eat the damn thing. "So I can fuck you with it!" Wiggling my eyebrows at him, I giggle. Gasping he points the pickle at me. "Never!" Smirking, I make humping motions into the air. "Yep, really hard and rough!" Giggling, I continue my assault on the air. "Okay...I won't ask what's going on." Turning quickly, I beam at Oliver. "Oh nothing, just some pickle fucking going on. Want to join, threesome?"

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Laughing, Oliver climbs up on the counter. "Oh how I love your crude comments!" Laughing he smacks the counter multiple times. See, me and oliver gets each other. Its like a match made in hell! Get it cause hell, and yeah not funny anymore. "So, what are you two going to do today?" Grabbing another pickle from the gar. I turn towards Oliver, and suckle on it. "Eww you're so gross!" Smiling innocently I tilt my head. "You asked." Smirking, Lucifer leans against the counter. "He's very good at it too." Gasping I smack his chest. "Awe look, you made him blush!"  Scowling at Oliver I flick him off. "Now he's angry, women are so confusing!" Squealing, I launch myself at him.

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Sucking on my pointer finger, I place in his ear. "Take it back!" Screaming he wiggles and swats at my hand. "Stop, gross wet willy! Get your baby lion cub Lucifer!" Oh I'll show you lion cub! Biting down on his cheek, he let's out a another scream. "He's biting me!" Giggling evilly I widen my eyes. "Grr!" Chuckling, Lucifer pulls me away from him. "You called him a lion." Feeling him shrug, I smile smugly.  "Yeah you called me a lion. They bite and growl, your mistake!" Pouting Oliver puckers his lips. "Shut you face!" Throwing half of my pickle, it smacks him across the face. "Next time it'll be my cock!" I sing in a little kids voice. Staring at me in horror, he places a hand over his chest.

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"The fuck is wrong with you?" Giggling I grab another pickle. "If we're talking bodies, you got a perfect one so put it on me!" Twirling in a circle, I move my hips. "Haven't you learned yet? I'm a weird hamster, and you're a dirty one!" Chuckling he shakes his head. "That reminds me! Keep your voices down, I couldn't sleep. 'LUCY YES..UH FUCK ME!' Pretty sure everyone heard. You're a screamer dude." Blushing I roll my eyes. "I can't help it, if Lucifer has a huge penis. I likey anyway, who wants chicken nuggets?!" Skipping to the fridge, I pull out chicken breast. "I do, I do!" Nodding I pull out a knife. "Devy?" Nodding his head, I shrug. "So I'm just going to make a lot." Frowning in confusion Lucifer tilts his head. "Why?" Going back to the fridge, I pull out three more packs.

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"The maid peoples and stuff." Shaking his head, he walks over towards me. "They can make their own food baby." Pouting, I make myself tear up. "A-are you saying no to me? Because I just want to do something that I love!" Sobbing softly, I let my head hang. Sighing Lucifer lifts my head. "No, no I'll call them down okay?" Siffling I smile brightly. "Okay good, now get the fuck out if the kitchen! Mine, my space!" Flinching in surprise, he backs away. "O-kay, let's go Ollie." Nodding with a weirded out look on his face. Oliver scurries behind Lucifer. "Now I shall begin my super ninja cooking skills!" Rubbing my hands together, I let out a war cry.

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Okay Ruè's very weird... anyway more chappies coming y'all fantastic way!!! Love you all my lovelies #poptartloverout:)!"!"!"!"

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