My Bionic Boyfriend

25. Spy Fly

Lilly's POV
There was a fly buzzing and Bree asked, "What is that?"
Chase said, "Bree, relax. It's just a fly."
Bree asked, "Well, why is it bothering me when the foul, ripe stench of Adam is right there?"
Adam said, "Lucky undies. Nine days in a row, and no lighting strikes, that's science."
I added, "Well, I know that I think Adam will need a fumigation bomb in his room."
The fly kept bussing and I heard Leo laugh. He said, "You look ridiculous."
Bree said, "Well, yeah, so would you if you had some flying thing attacking you."
I heard a remote chirp and the buzzing stopped. Leo asked, "Would I?"
The buzzing stopped as the fly landed into Leo's hand. Bree asked, "How'd you do that?"
Leo replied, "I talk to insects. They call me the fly whisperer."
Adam asked, "You can talk to flies? Ask him why bees are such jerks."
I said, "Guys, Leo's messing with you. That's Mr. Davenport and my spy fly, he designed it for recon missions."
Chase added, "You see, the fly's head is a tiny camera. Leo's controlling the entire thing with a trackball on this watch."
Leo asked, "Is there anything you two don't ruin?"
I replied as Chase wrapped his around my waist, "Nope. Leo, I don't think Mr. Davenport would approve of you using his expensive gadgets as toys."
Le replied, "Well, then, he shouldn't have gone to Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp. Hello! You're almost forty! You can't rock, and you're no one's fantasy."
Bree asked, "Can I see it?"
Leo said, "Back off, handsy. It needs to charge in its fly hive. I used it all night."
Bree asked, "Wait. You spent all night playing with that stupid thing?"
Leo said, "Well, half the night. I spent the other half editing the footage."
I asked, "What footage?"
Leo said while pulling it onto the computer screen, "Well, now that you've asked... I give you the best... of Bree."
She was snoring... All of the guy's were laughing and Bree exclaimed, "I can't believe you, Leo!"
Leo said, "Hey, it's not my fault you sleep ugly."
I said, "I think I'm going to sleep in a safe..."

The fly was buzzing, again, and Leo was laughing. Bree asked, "Would you cut it out?! I cannot believe you brought Davenport's fly to school. Now I have two little pests following me around."
Leo said, "How could I not? He's my... wing man."
Chase came over saying, "Hey, guys."
Leo asked, "Chase, have you been stealing from five-year-old girls again?"
Chase said, "Ha ha. It's for health class. Each of us has to baby-sit a robo-baby for a night." The doll began crying and Chase asked, "Are you hungry? Yes, you are, my snoogie-woogie-boogie!"
Bree said, "Just when we thought he couldn't get any creepier."
Chase replied, "It cries when it's tired or hungry. I have to take care of him, because if I don't, I lose a point. Which, of course, I haven't. And I won't, because I have downloaded every childcare book available. I even know how to rescue a baby out of an alligator's mouth. Happens more often than you think."
Bree asked Adam, "So, where's your baby? Lost it already?"
Adam said, "Ha ha. No. Do you really think I'm that irresponsible? It's in here. I named him 'shut your cryhole.' That way, whenever I say his name, he'll know to stop crying."
I asked, "You keep your baby in a bag?"
Adam said, "Yeah! It's super-toasty, books to read if he's bored, and it's totally safe. Oh! You found my gum! And a penny!"
Chase commented saying, "Dude, you are totally gonna fail this assignment."
Adam defended himself saying, "No, I'm not, because unlike you, I know what a baby likes. I think like a baby."
Bree said, "Yeah, he's got you there."
Chase asked, "Oh, yeah? Well, if you're such an expert on babies, why don't we just let the scores speak for themselves?"
Adam challenged, "You're on. I've got a 98. I'm only two points behind."
Chase replied, "That's an 86.'
Adams doll began to cry and he said, "Aw, it's okay, 'shut your cryhole.' " The crying continued and he said, "Okay, seriously, shut your cryhole, 'shut your cryhole.' "
I rolled my eyes and Chase rocked his baby in my arms. Bree said, "Come on, Leo, or we're gonna be late for our physics test."
Leo asked, "Physics test? Oh, no, no, no, no. I was so busy with the fly I forgot to study. Bree... sweet, loving, caring Bree... wonderful, wise, beautif-"
Bree inturrupted him asking, "What do you want, Leo?"
Leo said, "I have an idea. How about you write down the right answers, and I'll copy off your paper. Sound like a plan?"
Bree replied, "No way, Leo. I'm not helping you cheat."
Leo said grudgingly, "Fine, I won't look at your paper. But I can't say the same for Wingston Von Dooley III."