That's My Baby

Conceited: Come Here

Every time I watch Wild N Out (which is always) I be checking for his little fine self. Yes lawd!

I smiled from my seat in the audience. My roommate Aleah got tickets and backstage passes to Wild N Out because her dad is some kimd of Hollywood laywer. And she invited me to come with her. Of course I jumped at that! Wild N Out is my shit. I get so crunk just watching that show on tv. Who knows what I'll do while I'm in the live audience?

I love Wild N Out. I love the old school rap battles between Karlous Miller and Chico Bean, how they jank on Nick Cannon for basically failing at life, and that funny ass white girl Lauren.

Then my favorite part of the show walked to the front of the stage. Mmm Conceited, with his short fine self. I'm in love with that man. He kills me when he teams up with Hitman Holla and how he always stops the beat during the Wildstyle. That's bae.

The show came to an end. The Black Team won naturally because one, that's the team Bae was on, and two, they didn't have Nick's wack ass. The crowd was getting turnt off Silento when Aleah leaned over to me. "You ready to go backstage?" I almost broke my neck nodding so hard.

We got up and waded our way through the close pressed bodies. I'm not sure if it was on purpose but hella guys kept getting up on my booty. Uhh no thank you. Y'all see I'm on my way to see my future husband right? Backpedal, niggas.

"Passes." The big buff bodyguard asked us. Aleah and I flashed our badges and he lifted the velvet rope, granting us access to the back of the building. We walked down a dim hallway and all of a sudden, Aleah grabbed my arm. "Look." She pointed.

I got all excited, thinking this was gonna be the moment that me and Bae finally met face to face and he realized that we were meant to be together. But it was just Emmanuel Hudson and Timothy Delaghetto. Don't get me wrong, they're funny as hell. They're just not what I'm looking for right now.

"Ohmigod Brea, look." I low key rolled my eyes. Aleah and her easily excited ass.

Emmanuel stopped and grabbed Tim's arm. "Ohmigod Tim, look." He pointed as us.

Tim slapped his hands to his face like that kid on Home Alone. Then he loomed confused and dropped them. "Wait. Who are they?"

Emmanuel did that weird ass look he's always doing that kills me. "Dude. Look at em. They gotta be here for the Wild N Out girl auditions." He laid his hand on Aleah's shoulder and pointed down the hall. "Nick's dressing room is that way. Right next door is the recovery room. It's baby wipes and counselors in there."

I started laughing because that was funny as hell. I wonder if Nick sleeps with the Wild N Out girls for real. Hell, he's not with Mariah anymore so he might as well. Aleah got low key salty and had her lip poking out. Tim and Emmanuel were trying to cheer her back up when I heard someone going psst.

I arched my eyebrow as I turned towards the noise. The only person who knew me here was Aleah and the hallway was damn near deserted so they couldn't be calling anyone else.

"Psst, aye yo Ma." My eyes got wide. Conceited was standing a little ways down the hall in the doorway of a dressing room. When we made eye contact, he lifted his head slightly. "Yeah you. Come here."

I turned around and made sure Aleah was still preoccupied. Apparently she was since it looked like Tim wanted to drag her ass into an empty room the first chance he got. I turned back towards Conceited and walked the short way to the dressing room.

He looked me up and down slowly. Then he smirked at me for like a really long time. Yeah I'm getting irritated now. He's just looking at me not saying anything.

"What?" I asked.

He rubbed his chin and bit his lip. "I just made you come with my mouth. Now its your turn."

I stopped. He cannot be serious. But he's watching my face like he's looking for a real reaction. Oh I got one for you baby.

I lowered my eyes and took a step closer to him. I bit my lip slightly and rubbed his arm. "Yeah you did. Now come here." He bent his head down a little so his ear was next to my mouth.

"NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!" I yelled in his ear.

"Ah shit!" He backed up clutching his head with his hands. I stood there with my arms crossed, watching him jump around in pain. I didn't care. He had me bent. I guess the pain finally subsided because he stopped and started staring at me again.

"You're fucking crazy. You know that right?" I shrugged. "Oh well."

I was so unprepared for what happened next. Conceited backed me up against the wall. I couldn't move to the left, the right, or anywhere else. He tilted my head up by my chin. "Crazy is sexy as hell."

I could feel my face heating up. Oh my. I was not expecting this reaction. "Uh I um...."

"Brea you good?" I heard Aleah say. I peeked over Conceited's shoulder and I could see her standing there with a concerned look on her face. I also saw Tim with his arm wrapped around her waist but that wasn't too important.

"She's good." Conceited said, never taking his eyes away from my face.

"I'm good." I squeaked out. He smirked again. Damn that's sexy as hell.

"Well Tim's gonna take me to meet Nick Cannon. He thinks I'd make a good Wild N Out girl for real."

I nodded. "Yeah okay."

I guess they left then. Conceited looked down at me. "So...."

"So...."

He finally backed away from me. He walked back over to the dressing room door he was standing in a few minutes ago. He pushed the door open and held it open.

I tilted my head sideways. He laughed at me. "Netflix and Chill?"

"I don't chill. That's how you end up with chill-dren."

He rolled his eyes playfully. "Girl if you don't getcho ass in this room."