Famous Quotes

Caspar Lee Quotes

"How to get ready for school: cry."

"I spend most of my time sleeping and not doing any work. "

"If my country had a Facebook, I'd leave it one of those awkward 'happy birthday' posts."

"Using an iPhone as a calculator is really counterproductive."

"This sentence will not end like you think it octopus."

"I take the L and R on my headphones seriously."

" Hi, my name is Caspar Lee "

"I wonder if there will be less babies being named Kelvin in the future because of it being the worst filter on Instagram."

"I don't like the bathing water too cold, because Jack from Titanic died that way."

"After reading about all the awesome things others are doing with their lives, I take a long, hard, sweaty run to the kitchen"

"If you break a pinky promise with me then you better say goodbye to your pinkies. "

"Right now, we're on the bed. So we're being kinda naughty "

Caspar :"What do you look for in a girl?" Alfie :"IN a girl?" Caspar :"Do you see the problem there? They're assuming you're straight."

"I lost at poker! ANGRY CASPAR "

"It's kind of annoying how social media has turned Valentine day into Valentine month."

"People judge you because you look different and I don't like that."

"Wake me when it's Friday."

"I lost my phone, if one of u find it please don't delete the pictures of me making love to my pizza. I know it's weird but they mean a lot."

"The older I get the more I appreciate a good view."

"A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month."

"Mom gets more likes on Facebook than me."

"Things are about to get super busy for Joe and me. Can't wait to make a bunch of the announcements on Monday. So much crazy stuff planned!"

"I like drinking my own urine."

"About to catch a flight and I am scared of scheduling videos so I'm going to upload it now!"

" Mom is acting like a teenager in a restaurant with her new iPhone. I think I need to confiscate it!"

"Do you ever just wake up naked and confused?"

"I don't sing in the shower. I perform!"

"You can't make everybody happy. You are not pizza."

"Who doesn't have a picture of vintage Dan Howell on their phone?"

"We'll be on a plane somewhere and we'll look at each other and say: "How cool is this?"