"One time I tried to marry a chicken."
"Just live right now, and be yourself, it doesn't matter if it's not good enough for someone else."
"I had a dream that Michael had boobs last night. It was awesome."
"That was awesome. Currently getting naked in celebration."
"I still to this day have a crush on my year 2 teacher miss Willis. It's been twelve years."
"People don't become gay, bisexual, pansexual, transexual. People just fall in love with another person."
"Can't wait to get back home to P. Sherman Wallaby way Sydney."
"I am hungry at the most inappropriate times."
"Luke lives in the outback with kangaroos."
"Ashton - otherwise known as pimp daddy."
"Mum got my bed new sheets and they're really girly :(."
"Nothing like the rain when you're in outer space."
"Pants. Like shorts, but longer."
"Eating ass isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle"
"Michael's true dream was to become a plumber I'm sorry it all didn't work out :("
"Ashton finally confessed his love for Betty White today, so proud of him"
"I wish there was a Susan Boyle update account I should make one"
"I beg Cheryl Cole to adopt me every Wednesday"
"A wise man told me today that nothing is impossible :)"
"I am secretly Prince"
"I called Luke ugly so he threw various fruits at my private parts"
"Ashton likes to tell me that I have nice earlobes but I say not in front of the children"
"Does it count as being gay if only guys' left hands make u horny I'm asking for a friend"
"I bought Ashton a bikini the other day"
"I'm not Asian ya stupid chickenshits"
"The party don't start til I walk in"-Luke Hemmings
"The only party you've been to is some kid's bat mitzvah calm yourself"-Calum Hood
"I can't wait til I get you on the floor good lookin"- Calum's toe
"Ain't nothin wrong with a lil bump n grind"-Calum Hood's left big toe
"Did I invite you to my barbecue? No. Then why are you up in my grill?"
Michael: "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." Calum: "No you're not. You have pink hair."
"I don't care about the sugar content"
"How do you spell America?"
"It's my toucans!"
"You need a hug, once in a while."
"I tried to cover my whole face in play doh and now my face stings"
"I may or may not be wearing pants."
"No matter how weird my tweets are you guys always go along with it and that is why I love you"
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RandomIt's by section. But this time this is about Celebrities and their saying. Hope you like it. #40 in Poetry
