SpongeBob+Sandy

Chapter 19- Third Date

~SpongeBob's POV~

The next day arrived, 6pm came, and I was all ready for my date. I stay at home waiting for Sandy to call. I wait and wait and wait. I wait so much that I begin to become hungry. I walk over to the kitchen, And step right in front of the refrigerator. I open the refrigerator door to see what I have to munch on. Nothing too big because I knew we will be eating out when we went out. I seen some pickles, no, some chicken, no, some pizza, no. Aw, perfect, I had a left over Krabby Patty from a few days ago. I grab the container, and proceeded to start warming it up. I can smell it's juicy patty meat sizzle like boiling water. It's buns fluffing, it's tomatoes crisping, it's sauce and pickles gaining flavor. My mouth began to water. I quickly remove patty from its warming place and place it on the table. I Sit down in the chair directly facing the burger. I reach my hands out to grab it. It's warmth temperature saturates me like the feel of sitting on the beach on a nice sunny day. I take one bite, and time stops. I never thought a Krabby Patty could taste this good. Wait, yes I have.

And I quickly devour the rest of the Krabby Patty, and check the time. 6:26pm, damn near 6:30pm. I'm not goin to make the mistake I did last time, I'm actually going from call first before I decide leave and meet her there. So I decide to call.

*Ring Ring*

~Sandy's POV~

I began to get ready for the date. As I am getting ready I hear the door.

Patrick: "Bitch, You awake?!"

It was Patrick to see if I was awake. I didn't answer because I wanted to hear what he had to say. I decided to hide.

Patrick: " Oh I guess not. She probably dead. Oh well. She was a nice piece ass while she lasted."

And he left.

Oh my goodness. He doesn't mean that. He sounded like he was stuttering. Probably drunk. He's always like that when he drinks.

I finally got finished getting dressed. By the time I got done it was 6:26pm, and the phone rang.

*Ring Ring*

Sandy: Hello?

SpongeBob: Hello, babe.

Sandy: I'm not your babe.

Spongebob: Okay, Hun.

Sandy: Ugh, Anyway.

Spongebob: You ready?

Sandy: Yup, you can come right over!

Spongebob: Okay, On my way!

And we hang up

~SpongeBob's POV~

And we hang up.

You can bet you shiniest nickel I ran for dear life as fast as I could over there. I knocked on the door. She answered.

Sandy: "Hello SpongeBob."

She didn't look good. She had a lot of bruises like she had been in a fight or something. But all I can do is focus on her beautiful personality.

Spongebob: "You look amazing!"

Sandy: " No I don't, I have a whole bunch of bumps and bruises"

Spongebob: "How did you get those any way?"

Sandy: "I got them from Pa-. I mean, a-a car c-rash."

Spongebob: "Is that why you didn't answer my calls for those days?"

Sandy: "Yeah. "

SpongeBob: "Oh well now I feel bad. I apologize for screaming at you but you didn't show up. I should have took into consideration the other things that may have happened."

Sandy: "It's okay, let's go."

And we drove off. The car ride was pretty quiet.
I was thinking about all the fun we were going to have laughing at strangers, but I'm pretty sure Sandy was sitting in the passenger seat worried. I'm pretty sure her nervousness will go away as soon as we reach the sex club.

We finally reached the sex club.

SpongeBob: " Here we are, Sex City"

Sandy: "Yup. Well let's go in I guess."

And we walk in.

We walk into purple and pink lighting and women and men all over each other in there. There was a bar full of liquor, wine, and other alcoholic drinks. We took a few steps a random person to walk up to us and say table for two. We declined the table because we were just going to stay here to look at people making a fool out of themselves. We found this one guy that was drunk out of his mind. He pulled his pants down, mooned the waitress, and even asked Sandy for a blow job. Of course she declined. And there was this girl who was all over the guys, looking desperate. I think she had one to many drinks too. The fish around here are really weird. The place is kind of trashy. Dirt everywhere, mold in the walls. But that's what you expect from a sex club. We decide to go to the bar and get a few drinks to make it even more fun. We had a few cups of wine, and even a few shots whiskey. We weren't too drunk though. I think I pretty much knew what I was doing when I got her drunk.

Spongebob: "We s-should find a... a sex booth."

Sandy: " TOTALLY!"

And we walked to the back of the club.

We knew it would be completely hilarious to see the people already back there in the other booths. There was five of them. Not to mention people on the outside doing it as well. We open the first talk to see a pink fish in a green fish, that green fish look like he knew what he was doing. Next we peeped on two crabs. So weird, one on top of the other. Next we saw two worms. I can't believe they let worms in here. Since I don't want to see their beastiality type shit, we went to the next one and I could believe my eyes! I opened the curtain wider.

SpongeBob: "PEARL AND PLANKTON !!"

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Author's Note

OMG AAAAWWWW SSSNNNAAAPPP. What in the world. Well, guess you gotta wait till the next. Bout that Cliffhanger life.

Peace.