SpongeBob+Sandy

Chapter 4- A New Side

~Sandy POV~

What am I thinking. I have a loving boyfriend who treats me okay. Sure he doesn't come home at night some times but I trust him. I love the little rock we live in. And the Summer home tree dome. Why would I sacrifice that for just a handsome guy. Oh my gosh but Spongebob... he is so scrumptious. Delicious. Tasty. I just wrap my legs around his-

Nothing. My mind is telling me no, but my body's telling me yes. I guess it's not cheating. Patrick knows about it. And like I said before I should try new things. Patrick must have seen the worried look on my face.

Patrick: "What's wrong?"

Sandy: "Oh, umm, nothing"

Patrick: "Something's wrong"

Sandy: " Nuh uh"

Patrick: "Wait a minute, are you nervous about hanging out with spongebob?"

Sandy: "You could say that"

Patrick: "Spongebob's a really nice guy, you'll love him."

Sandy: "I will"

"Alittle to much" I mumbled

Patrick: "What?"

Sandy: "Nothing."

After I said that, a familiar face and his cuddly buddy (Phil) walked through the door.

Sandy: "Hey Larry!"

Larry: "Hey Sandy, long time no see."

Sandy: " I know right"

Larry: "Have you met my boyfriend Phil?"

Sandy: "Yeah, we met at the Christmas party. Hey Phil."

Phil: "Hey!"

Larry: "Well, we're gonna go order"

Sandy: "Okay, well may I just say you to are the cutest couple.

Larry: "Thank you"

And they walked to the cash register.

I looked over to see that Patrick was mugging them the whole time.

Sandy: "Patrick!"

Patrick: "What? I don't like gays"

Sandy: "You don't need to mug them"

Patrick: "I wanted them to go away"

Sandy: "Stop!"

Patrick: "Shut yo ass up!!!"

I looked at him in shock. He had never talked to me that way.

Sandy: "Patrick ?!?"

Patrick: "Didn't I just say shut yo fuckin ass up?!?"

Silence. I tried to ignore him after that and began to Larry's conversation with the cashier.

Larry: "Hi, can I get 2 large Krabby Patty Meals for hear please?"

Squidward: "No"

Confusion. What the heck. Did he really just say no to the customer. Why would he say that. I could see the confusion on Larry's face.

Larry: "Why ever not!"

Squidward: "Because your gay, gays don't deserve to eat-"

At this point, I started to stand up. I hate homophobic people. Just let them live their life.

Squidward: "This is not normal. It's just morally wrong. A man with another man. Disgusting. You need to get fuck out of here and never show your face again because-"

I slammed my hands on the table. Everyone's head turned to me. I walked over to the cash register.

Sandy: "It's not your job to tell what right and wrong!"

Squidward: "Mind your own fuckin business!"

Sandy: "What's your name, I'm reporting you to your supervisor!

Squidward: " I'm not telling you!"

Larry: "Squidward" he said crying.

Sandy: "Thanks Larry"

Squidward: "Shut up homo"

Patrick started clapping for Squidward. This is just making me like him less.

I went to go knock on the managers door and Squidward began to shout again.

Squidward: "Uuggghhh, just get out of here"

He pushed Phil to the ground. Larry dashed after Phil to see if he was okay.

"I'm out of here!" Squidward said as slammed his hat on the ground and stormed out of the restaurant. Patrick gave a standing ovation to Squidward. Shame.

Mr. Krabs: "Come in?!"

Larry was taking care of Phil so I didn't need to help so I walked in managers office.

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Author Note

Uuuup, Squidward is a homophobe. Shame shame shame. And Patrick to. Awful. Well, until the next chapter.