Person 1: When I die I don't care who is at my funeral as long as your there.
Person 2: Of course I'll be there, the murderer always shows up to the funeral to throw the cops off.

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281. When I Die
Person 1: When I die I don't care who is at my funeral as long as your there.
Person 2: Of course I'll be there, the murderer always shows up to the funeral to throw the cops off.