Girl: Do you love me with all your heart?
Boy: No.
Girl: :( *sadly walks away*
Boy: *runs up and hugs her* All my heart does is pump blood. So no, I do not love you with all my heart. I love you with all of my thoughts and brain.
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Nerdy Joke Book and Logic Puzzles
RandomIf you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) So...
