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"If this is your idea of trying to make yourself happy, "
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WHAT IS GOOD, MY DEAREST FELLOW READER AND WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!
I am the Earth's very own, most wonderfulest host,,, The one and only, whelxty!
*insert cheering and clapping*
The night is young, the tides are high, climate change is decreasing from the sky and my addiction to yaoi/J could NOT get any worse!!
*insert laughter bc im definitely funny*
Thank you for joining us here today on this loveliest of days, dearest reader and let's get straight into it!!1!
Fandoms - Mainly The SIGVERSE, TIOS, Dead Plate, THE STANLEY PARABLE!!, Dead Plate, DP (Dysfunctional Perspective), Dead Plate, Did I say Dead Plate?, ALIEN STAGE
i am a multishipper yet i only write one ship so if ur looking for Rodent/Rodicent, WELCOME! you will be escorted to the works area to choose.
I write tragic endings with alternate endings so I don't get burned at the stake. PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED!
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"I don't think you'll ever be full. " ~ 𝘙𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵
- You know that boy you pushed?
He committed suicide.
- That girl you called fat?
She starves herself.
- That kid you teased because he was crying?
His mom is dying.
- That old man you made fun of because of his scars?
He fought for our country.
- Everyone else you've been mean to?
You've hurt them or ruined their life.
- You think you know them? Guess what?
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
- If you're against bullying, then put this on your account. I bet 99% of you won't, but if you're that 1% with heart, show it.
Fake Friends: Say, "Love ya" jokingly.
Real Friends: Say, "I love you" and mean it.
Fake Friends: Will sit with you after a breakup and say, "I'm sorry."
Real Friends: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this.
-Credit to @brasonismylife-
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