ꜱ ʜ ᴀ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴀ.

Hi!
Stop!
Don't leave!😚

My first bio was...original and so, I left it for years. The second one was something I just wrote in my playful mood.😹
And now this one, I really don't know honestly.

The name's Shalom. Pretty, right? I have a lot of trophies in my top shelf(I don't have a shelf) and they're all related to procrastination. Yeah, I'm a lazy ass.😂😭

Food, music, books, memes, money, food again, beautiful pictures, my family and real friends do it for me. Give me all these and watch me go into Queen mode. Yeah, I'm a queen but I dey forget sometimes, guy.😂

Anyways, I don't know what to write again. Oh! You should check out my books, vote and comment (don't be a ghost ffs). I'd love to know you and vibe. I'm friendly...at least I think I am.

🇳🇬. This right here is the flag. I was on a flight to a beautiful land filled with candy but I was dropped in this country. It was an accident, really. They'd come back for me(says a prayer).

I might not be the best writer now o but I promise you, more juicy content is coming up and you wouldn't want to miss it. On some rebranding top tier shit!👑

Also, Burna boy is King.❤


Okay, bye. I'm ranting.😂





*Inserts a beautiful text in Spanish*