𝑁𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛

Black & proud, say it loud. 

Proud Christian. Jesus First!

You've got 19 seconds left, until you die. 
Well don't just sit there staring at your screen blankly, wondering why. 

19

Stop pinching yourself. This is not a dream. 
Start exiting your house, before I scream...

18 

Leave the dog. Leave the cat. 
Don't take them with you. 
You don't have any time for that!

17  

Psychically linking
I know what you're thinking
But hurry up, for goodness sake, your time is shrinking

16

I don't care if you're getting thinner
But honestly. Now's really not the time for dinner. 

15

I suggest you start running then. Don't walk gently. 
Why are you glancing at me so innocently?

14 

Well don't just stand there. Your time is diminishing. 
I'm sorry to say this, reader, but your life needs finishing. 

13 

Don't you realise? Time is ticking away!
Move. Run for your life. You haven't got all day!

12

If you're really hating life right now, why are you hating?
If you've saved things for later, it's your fault for procrastinating. 

11

You OK? Are you deaf? Listen to what I'm saying. 
You've only got 11 seconds left to live and I'm not playing. 

10

Your life is nearly over. Don't blame me. 
If you could only have one wish right now, what would it be?

9

Get out the house. You don't have much time. 
Realise you're going to be dead by the end of this rhyme. 

8

Well stop looking at me as if I'm crazy!
But if you ain't trying to make a run for it, that's just you being lazy. 

Will you still be here by the time I hit 7?
Do you think you're going to end up in hell or in heaven?

6, 5

Time is becoming even faster, wow. 
If you're still here, well then exit right now! 

Well what are you waiting 4?
Do you want your life to be thrown outside that godforsaken door?

3

Time moves so mysteriously 
Do you want to die? 
Why aren't you taking this seriously?
Tell me why?

2, 1, 0

It's too late now. 
Well, that's enough said
I tried to warn you but
RIP, you're dead.