Hi, Hello. My name is Sara. I have a degree in Creative Writing. When I'm not writing, I'm either screaming at a baseball game ensuing on my television screen, drinking more coffee than is FDA recommended, or doing slightly coordinated dance routines on the stationary bike at Planet Fitness.
- San Francisco
- JoinedOctober 16, 2016
- website: metaphoricgibberish.wordpress.com/
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Stories by Sara Chretien
- 4 Published Stories

I'm Not in Charge of Your Fun.
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ridiculousness spanning twenty-eight years
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--a collection of humorous essays--
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Things We Said Today
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Lucy's life is mundane. Ever since graduating college two years prior, her only goal has been to "make it" as an editor at San Francisco's esteemed Chronicle Books. Before that, her goal had been to get p...
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In Full Living Color
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** Prequel to The Poetry Is in the Streets** -- you can read in either order tbh
After moving to San Francisco when he was eighteen to pursue a writing career, Miles is overcome with his addiction to both substance...
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