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I eat souls for breakfast, brains for lunch,  and drink human blood for dinner.




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eatsoulsforbreakfast eatsoulsforbreakfast Apr 24, 2025 12:10AM 
working on a new englot fic connected to one of my old fics and I'm kinda excited about it omg it's totally gonna be a multiverse type shit. my og readers would know once they read it
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These Hoes Are Irrefutable Girl Kissers by eatsoulsforbreakfast
These Hoes Are Irrefutable Girl Ki...
DON'T JUDGE MY BOOK BY ITS COVER LOL! This is a collection of stories (one-shot, short stories, mini-fics) ab...
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Three Is A Crowd by eatsoulsforbreakfast
Three Is A Crowd
Winner of THE FANFICTION AWARDS 2018 for BEST OF THE REST FANFIC, And Runner Up for "BEST LGBT FANFIC&qu...
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Strangeness and Charm by eatsoulsforbreakfast
Strangeness and Charm
#320 in Shortstory #5 in Satire Camren short stories, one-shots, multi-shots, prompts. Angst, fluff, comedy...
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