drapple_is_love_6969

she/her
he's in your bed and i'm in your twitch chat ✨

FF1970 & atyd supremacy

i'm a part of too many fandoms so here's some cool quotes 😎

"it was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father." 
"what the HELL is a hufflepuff?" 
"did someone say 'draco malfoy'?" 
"i'm gonna find harry potter and i'm gonna piss in his mouth"
"just killed a woman, feeling good"
"officer i drop kicked that child in self defence"
"'father forgive me, i have sinned', 'L'" 
"YOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYY"
"when my mum asks me what i was doing tonight and i say "i was participating in Cummie Squad with a 23 year old man" how do you think she will feel then?"
"look at that child, i wanna kick it" 
"mother caught me dabbing on the toilet, not sure what to do next"
"i didn't have sex with my mic!"
"wap stands for what a pickle?"
"i'm gay! i'm gay for the egg"
"we didn't start the fire, it wAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING"
"disclaimer: i am not jesus"
"DON'T WASTE THE MIXTURE"
"you love big fat dick in your throat"
"depression kids"
"i smoke upon the devil's lettuce"
"hide your wife, i've got a knife"
"if your baby is gonna choke on a toy, it was a stupid baby anyway"
"akuma, akuma, vikkstar will groom ya"
"what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"
"now number fiveee"
"MORE MASH POTATOES"
"they were children, jake, weak little children. one conk on the head was all it took"
"what happens to all your debt if you die? loophole!"
"i'm a human. i'm a human male"
"i assure you my mother is not a vibrator"
"i'm excited to join...isis"
"y'all are hella specific"