Welcome.
I'm STAY REPORTER!!! - your official Stray Kids correspondent, bringing you real, hard-hitting news while simultaneously sobbing on the floor because Han just sneezed and I am now emotionally ruined for the next 72 hours. 🥲 Here, you'll find serious updates written by someone who's one Lee Know side profile away from dissolving into glitter. Think CNN, but if the N stood for "Never Mentally Stable." 📰✨ #ChaosInAPressHat #JYP'sSleepParalysisDemon

Now, if you're still here for some reason here are some random facts about how I function:
Bias: Han Jisung - yes, my coping mechanism is loudly singing random songs in the middle of the night like an emotionally unstable musical.
Age: Don't ask. Go alphabetize your socks or read the Terms & Conditions instead.
Favorite Color: Electric blue, because if I'm going to spiral, I'm doing it aesthetically.
Talents: Art, dance, singing? Oh, honey, it's all just coping mechanisms at this point. 🥰
Dreams: I would become a music producer and pro singer, but unfortunately, capitalism and my sleep schedule said no.
For fun: Eating. Because, apparently, having fun is a myth invented by people who aren't me.
Also, I have a big back, so please, focus on your own fries before reaching for mine. I'll love you, but not that much. 😘

shout out to my online bestie @Stay1withskz for being amazing and supporting me on here! ILY<3 and thank you for being my first official cosibean!

~Read my stuff. Or your left eyebrow will itch for eternity. It's a curse, not a choice. <3
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