Hey stalker🖐️

Thanks for stalking me and happy stalking!

So, before we continue... Click that follow button up there yeah?! Thanks for that.

Welcome to my sarcastic blue world.


Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.

Oh, please read my book Black Meets White. It's the best you'll ever find on Wattpad! Kidding (not kidding)💙 The link is down below.


I accept reading requests if you are willing to return the favour.

I have sleeping sickness because sleep a lot. And I have eating sickness too🥺

PS : I speak five languages; English,Swahili, Sheng, French and Pure Sarcasm. Hit me up if you want to learn any of them.

~I studied in the University of I don't give a fuck and managed to get a first class honours in minding my own business,Masters in sleeping and PhD in procrastination

~ I'm not addicted to reading but I can quit as soon as I read one more chapter

~I love music and I really hate it when I'm singing along my favorite song and the artist gets the words wrong

~ WWE is the big dog's yard

People say nothing is impossible but I spend most of my time doing nothing

~I'm very social, friendly and easy to talk to..feel free to pm if you wanna talk

~I'm an ardent football fan. Yes, I support Chelsea

P.S Don't follow to unfollow. If you do, I'll track you down and murder you with words.

~Hakuna Matata,no worries 🤞

Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.

Stay safe ❤️
  • Nairobi,Kenya.
  • JoinedJuly 28, 2020

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