Hey stalker🖐️

Thanks for stalking me and happy stalking!

So, before we continue... Click that follow button up there yeah?! Thanks for that.

Welcome to my sarcastic blue world.

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Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.

Oh, please read my book Black Meets White. It's the best you'll ever find on Wattpad! Kidding (not kidding)💙 The link is down below.

https://my.w.tt/UyCVjY8Cdbb

I accept reading requests if you are willing to return the favour.

I have sleeping sickness because sleep a lot. And I have eating sickness too🥺

PS : I speak five languages; English,Swahili, Sheng, French and Pure Sarcasm. Hit me up if you want to learn any of them.

~I studied in the University of I don't give a fuck and managed to get a first class honours in minding my own business,Masters in sleeping and PhD in procrastination

~ I'm not addicted to reading but I can quit as soon as I read one more chapter

~I love music and I really hate it when I'm singing along my favorite song and the artist gets the words wrong

~ WWE is the big dog's yard

People say nothing is impossible but I spend most of my time doing nothing

~I'm very social, friendly and easy to talk to..feel free to pm if you wanna talk

~I'm an ardent football fan. Yes, I support Chelsea

P.S Don't follow to unfollow. If you do, I'll track you down and murder you with words.

~Hakuna Matata,no worries 🤞

Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.

Stay safe ❤️
  • Nairobi,Kenya.
  • JoinedJuly 28, 2020


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