"I Don't Have Any Weapons On Me. Okay, I Take That Back, I Don't Have Any Weapons Currently In My Hands. That's A Lie Also." -Yelena Belova

"There's no point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes" -Fourth Doctor                            

 "Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide."
― Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch                    

"People are unknowable. You can never really know what goes on inside someone else's heart." -Alec Hardy                   

 "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico di Angelo      

"Fuck this shit, God dammit!" -SMG3

 "Should I slice this up fof the road" -Shawn Spencer        

 "The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth." -Dr. Gregory House            

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?" -Susie