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any pronouns, idc

Previous usernames: animefanatic416, suga_for_your_tae

"Damn. Shit's wack." -@ZozoDaDemon

"i jokingly told my mom that the only thing i'm good at is breathing and then she reminded me i have asthma"

"Wait do life hacks work if you don't have a life?" - @OhNoHetero

"Shut the fuck up with your r/im14andthisisdeep shit" - @OhNoHetero

"I just drew over a photo of Yoongi's ass to make it look like he was finger fucking himself" - @OhNoHetero

"Dad jokes are nice. They make it feel like I actually have a dad" - @OhNoHetero

"My penis didn't send :(" - @OhNoHetero  

"Bitch you better back the fuck up before I twistadoodledo your fucking neck" - @OhNoHetero 

"Fetus deletus abortion completus erase your penis" 

"Now my ass is gonna be sparkly" 

"I stg if you say it, I will stick my foot so far up your ass, you'll taste it for breakfast tomorrow" 

"this couple has had so much sex my gosh just get to the murder part" - @evredat

"I forgot that it was called a rib cage and I said 'lung bones'"

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200th føłłøwēr: @boruto8787
300th föłłöwêr: @and_pegasus_Schuyler
400th fōłłōwęr: @caprivivi
500th fôłłôwėr: @Creepy_Chris
600th fòłłòwér: @Jungkooks_Muscles
700th fółłówèr: @SasuNaruForever15