Spider-Man and Deadpool. That's like putting a puppy in the same room as a rutting hound. It shouldn't mix. (Spideypool)

Sean was gay and had a lust for Mark. Mark was straight and despised homosexuals. Not the best mix.

Mark was Sean's bestest best friend in the whole wide world. It was them against the universe, side-by-side. Nothing could stand in their way as long as they were together. At least that's what Sean thought despite...