++The Beaver++

Hello world! I'm just another author.

A little about me:

(Why does everyone think I'm a girl. I'm a guy if you were wondering.)

I'm bisexual but I prefer guys

I love the color blue.

I'm in the Slytherin house.

I like to read.

I am a tiny foxtato, and I BELIEVE IN YOU, YES YOU THERE. You can do the thing!

That's about it... 

Thanks for reading this.


Normal girls want to marry princes. We want to marry killers.

Normal girls wouldn't go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman.

Normal girls ask, ''why did you do that?'' we say, ''you shouldn't have done that.''

Normal girls say Go to hell, we say GO. TO. SLEEP.

Normal girls say Link, we say BEN DROWNED.

Normal girls say Jeff is ugly, we say he's beautiful.

Normal girls fan over band boys, we fan over psychotic killers.

Normal girls listen to 21 pilots, we listen to Lavender Town.

Normal girls say ''repost'', we say ''spread the word!''

So listen to me, spread the word.

(not a girl but whatever)